[[Hat Guy is holding blood stained rags while woman is holding an equally bloody mop]]
Hat Guy: Okay, got the blood off the walls.
Woman: I finished the floor
Hat Guy: Good; he'll be home any- Oh crap! We forgot to clean the ceiling!
Woman: There's no time!
Hat Guy: Wait, I'll handle it.
[[Man with briefcase enters the house]]
Hat Guy: Hi. Did you know "gullible" is written on your ceiling?
Man: Hah. Yeah, right.
{{title text: Man, this trick has saved me so many times.}}
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