[[A man is shown sitting behind a desk with a Computer]]
Narrator: Freemanic Paracusia, A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.
[[There is a thought bubble of the man's thoughts, within it is Morgan Freeman reading text]]
Morgan Freeman: Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my. Isn't that something?
{{title text: It's amazing what it does for YouTube comments.}}
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