[[Man 1 standing near Man 2, who is on the floor near the armchair.]]
Man 2: So the greatest hacker of our era is a cookie-baking mom?
Man 1: Second-greatest.
Man 2: Oh?
Man 1 (Narrating) : Mrs. Roberts had two children. Her son, Bobby, was never much for computers, but her daughter Elaine took to them like a ring in the bell.
Man 1 (Narrating) : When Elaine turned 11, her mother sent her to train under Donald Knuth in his mountain hideaway.
Man 1 (Narrating) : For four years she studied algorithms.
Knuth: Child -
Knuth: Why is A* search wrong in this situation?
<<swish>>
Elaine: Memory usage!
Knuth: What would you use?
Elaine: Dijkstra's algorithm!
Man 1 (Narrating) : Until one day she bested her master
Knuth: So our lower bound here is 0(n log n)
Elaine: Nope. Got it in 0(n log (log n))
Man 1 (Narrating) : And left.
{{Trivia: Elaine is actually her middle name.}}
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