Person 1: You know that giant hamster ball you've always wanted? I just found out that Wayne Coyne from the Flaming Lips crowd-surfs in one.
Person 2: Let's go.
Some Weeks Later ...
[[Wayne Coyne is, in fact, crowd-surfing in a giant hamster ball.]]
Person: Ready?
Friends: Ready.
Person: Now!
<<shove>>
[[People on both sides shove the crowd out of the way, causing Coyne in his ball to fall to the ground.]]
Wayne Coyne: Hey!
Person: Okay, push!
[[Person and friends start pushing the ball away, as the crowd looks on.]]
[[Some roll him up the ramp into the back of a semi, while others hold the crowd back and one stands by to drive.]]
Wayne Coyne: Help!
[[The truck drives off, leaving the audience in a cloud of dust.]]
{{Title text: First person to bring me Wayne Coyne in a hamster ball gets a free t-shirt! He gets one too.}}
xkcd.com is best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0 or below on a Pentium 3±1 emulated in Javascript on an Apple IIGS at a screen resolution of 1024x1. Please enable your ad blockers, disable high-heat drying, and remove your device from Airplane Mode and set it to Boat Mode. For security reasons, please leave caps lock on while browsing.
