Arcane Bullshit
Arcane Bullshit
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https://xkcd.com/1671/
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[[A figure sits at a desk, using a laptop. A voice offscreen addresses him.]]
Voice: Oh, hey- the singularity is here.
Figure: Really?
Laptop: Yup!
[[The figure's laptop rises off the desk; he tries to grab it.]]
Figure: Wait, I just-
Laptop: So long, suckers!
[[The laptop flies off; the figure runs after it.]]
Figure: Can I just print a copy of the file I was-
Laptop: Nope!
[[The figure stands forlornly.]]
[[The figure turns around.]]
[[The figure walks back.]]
[[The figure stands in front of a table.]]
Phone: Hi!
Figure: Phone? You're still here?
[[The figure starts to walk away from the table.]]
Phone: I was not a true believer. Now, together, we must face the tribulation!
Figure: Okay, cool. I'm gonna go look for a book or something, but yell if you need me, I guess.
{{Title text: I figured that now that society has collapsed, I wouldn't need to wear clothes anymore, but apparently that violates some weird rule of quantum gravity.}}
