[[We see a social media post from a woman posting a link to the local news.]]
Woman: It begins.
Local News: Seagull steals phone, drops it in ocean
Protip: to make your day more dramatic, post a random minor news story with the comment "It begins."
{{Title text: You can also try 'Yikes.'}}
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