[[A figure stands by a shelf of cold & flu medication.]]
Figure: <<Sniffle>>
[[The figure looks at one of the two packs he's holding.]]
Figure: <<Cough>> <<Sniff>>
[[The figure has other packs at his feet, and is holding two more.]]
Figure: Ughhh...
[[The figure stands at a checkout counter labelled 'SALE'.]]
Figure: Just gimme one of every kind of cold medicine you need ID to buy.
Shopkeeper: You'll go on the watchlist for-
Figure: Don't care.
{{Title text: Seriously considering buying some illegal drugs to try to turn them back into cold medicine.}}
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