Title: My food rule
Will eat: Red meat, pork, poultry, fish, fruit, vegetables, grains.
Won't eat: shrimp, oysters, squid.
Caption: I won't eat something if I have to google to figure out whether or not it has a face.
{{Title text: I won't eat invertebrates, because I can fight a skeleton, but I have no idea what kind of spooky warrior a squid leaves behind.}}
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