[[An untitled graph. Horizontal axis: Time. Vertical axis: Sets of footprints. Data points are listed below, in the format NUMBER: EVENT LABEL]]
2: Start
1: Jesus carried me
1: I carried jesus
1: Jesus disappeared for an evening each time a new Twilight movie came out
3: Who was that guy?
5: Ducklings imprinted on jesus and followed him around
4: Got lost and followed our own footprints
1: Rode around with jesus in captured at-st
1: Hit quicksand patch. Jesus didn't make it :(
0: Went home
{{Title text: "There's one set of foot-p's cause I was totes carrying you, bro!" said Jesus seconds before I punched him.}}
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