First Girl: For our anniversary, my boyfriend took me hiking in the mountains.
Second Girl: My boyfriend proposed to me.
Second Girl: They should call you Mario, 'cause you just got <<1-up'd.>>
{{Title text: Why would anyone ever, ever say that? Please, nobody ever say that.}}
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