((There's a 2D chart.))
((The vertical axis reads:))
not very worried <-- ... in real life --> very worried
((The chart itself includes the following items:))
<---------------- Chest wound -------------->
* ... on your right side * ... on your left side
* Getting knocked out by a punch
* "We need to talk."
* Persistent cough
* Parking ticket
* Breaking news
* Spilling a drink on your shirt * Nosebleed
((The horizontal axis reads:))
not very worried <-- ... in movies --> very worried
{{Title text: If the breaking news is about an event at a hospital or a lab, move it all the way over to the right.}}
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