[[A man is sitting at a desk typing at his computer while a man and a woman look over his shoulder.]]
Man: (typing) Hey, party tonight? We'd all love to come see your new place!
PC Screen: Wait, what?
[[The other side of the conversation: a guy typing on a laptop at a table.]]
Laptop Screen: We want to hang out!
Guy: (typing) We're not, like, good friends.
Laptop Screen: I know, but we were thinking about it and we really like you!
[[The three people again. The man behind the man in the chair is clasping his hands in anticipation.]]
Man: (typing) You should have us over tonight! For, like, an hour. It'll be fun!
PC Screen: Well, uh, sure.
[[A black panel with white outlines and letters. A view of the guy's house from above. Four green explosions are seen in the house's yard.]]
{{Title text: Ingress: Foursquare With Space Noises.}}
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