If you post:
you sound like
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"Ron Paul is the only candidate who offers us a real choice!":
A teenager
"its gettin 18 so ill b here 4 prob 2 more hrs tops":
A senator
{{Title text: I liked the idea, suggested by h00k on bash.org, of a Twitter bot that messages prominent politicians to tell them when they've unnecessarily used sms-speak abbreviations despite having plenty of characters left.}}
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