Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
In writer/director John Hughes' cult comedy dramatic
hit, it told about a high school teen slacker's day of cutting class
(after faking illness) and enjoying life on the streets of Chicago,
with his best friend Cameron (Alan Ruck) and his girlfriend Sloane
(Mia Sara) for the day. To add to their fun, Ferris (Matthew Broderick)
convinced Cameron to borrow his father's rare, red 1961 Ferrari 250
GT California Spyder. They visited many typical sites, including
a Cubs' Wrigley Field baseball game, the Sears Tower, the Chicago
Art Institute, and the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, with even enough
time to ride on a Von Steuben Day float during a parade.
The conniving Ferris and his friends were
able to outwit and humiliate Dean of Students Ed Rooney (Jeffrey
Jones), the school's administrator. Meanwhile, Ferris' sister
Jeanie (Jennifer Grey) became more and more exasperated and resentful
of Ferris' ability to get away with everything. Ferris often addressed
the 4th wall to offer advice to film-viewers: ("Yep,
I said it before and I'll say it again. Life moves pretty fast. You
don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it").
It was the 4th HS-teen directed film for Hughes, following Sixteen
Candles (1984), The Breakfast
Club (1985), and Weird
Science (1985).
On a budget of 6ドル million, the film grossed 70ドル.7 million (worldwide)
- and was a rousing summer hit film.
- in the opening scene, malingering rich-kid, trouble-making
student Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick), although also charming,
self-confident, and witty, described (with graphics) how to fool
his parents Tom and Katie (Lyman Ward and Cindy Pickett) and skip
a day of school at Shermer High - two months before graduation:
- "The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good
non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people
will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh,
you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office.
That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when
you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms.
It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once
in awhile, you could miss it."
- he had cleverly set up his Emulator II+ synthesizer
to deliver convincing fart and vomit sound effects
- after showering (with his hair wrapped inside a towel
spiral on his head), Ferris continued his monologue - breaking the
4th Wall and speaking to the camera/audience:
- "It's not that
I condone fascism or any 'ism' for that matter. Ism's, in my
opinion, are not good. A person should not believe in an 'ism,'
he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: 'I don't
believe in Beatles. I just believe in me.' A good point there.
After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still
have to bum rides off of people"
Economics Teacher (Ben Stein): "Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"
Bueller's Empty Chair in the Classroom
Economics Student Simone (Kristy Swanson): "Uhm, he's sick..."
- Ferris' Economics teacher (Ben Stein) monotonously called student names alphabetically from
his attendance roll, and repeatedly asked for "Bueller? Bueller?
Bueller?..."; there was a view of Ferris' empty chair, and fellow student Simone
Adamley (Kristy Swanson) gave a confused excuse about how Ferris
was sick: ("Uhm, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's
brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's
going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavours last night.
I guess it's pretty serious"); she responded to his thank you
with the oft-quoted, cheerful: "No problem whatsoever"
- and shortly later, the Economics teacher delivered
a boring lecture to his half-asleep students on the Hawley-Smoot
Tariff Act, when he repeatedly paused for them to fill in the
blank answer: ("Anyone? Anyone?"):
- "In 1930, the Republican-controlled House
of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of
the --- Anyone? Anyone? --- the Great Depression, passed the
--- Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff
Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered? --- raised tariffs, in
an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government.
Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work,
and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression.
Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this
is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer
Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point
on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of
revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone
know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something
D-O-O economics. Voodoo economics"
- in the office of Dean of Students Ed Rooney (Jeffrey
Jones), the school administrator explained how dangerous Ferris was:
- "I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him...What is
so dangerous about a character like Ferris Bueller is he gives
good kids bad ideas...The last thing I need at this point in
my career is 1500 Ferris Bueller disciples running around these
halls. He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student
body"
- but then, Dean Rooney's secretary Grace (Edie McClurg) explained how popular Ferris was:
- "He makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed...Oh, well, he's very popular,
Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids,
dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude"
- Ed Rooney received what he believed
was a crank phone call from Ferris, but it was actually made
by Ferris' friend Cameron Frye (Alan Ruck), who was impersonating
the father of Ferris' cute cheerleader girlfriend Sloane
- it was a fake request to excuse Sloane from
school due to her grandmother's death, so that Sloane could join
the two guys for a day off in downtown Chicago; Rooney was fooled
into delivering a sarcastic and insulting response: ("Tell you
what, dips--t, you don't like my policies you can just come on down
and smooch my big ol' white butt!...Pucker up, buttercup!");
and then, he received another phone call announced by Grace: ("Ferris
Bueller's on line two...")
- Ferris impersonated Sloane's father when he picked
up his girlfriend Sloane (Mia Sara) from the front of the school,
driving Cameron's father's 'borrowed' 1961 red Ferrari 250 GT convertible
- while he was suspiciously watched from afar by Rooney standing
on the school steps; Ferris asked Sloane: "Do
you have a kiss for Daddy?" - and engaged in a long, deep and
passionate kiss - to Rooney's consternation
- the foolhardy Rooney attempted to catch the truant Ferris at home, where he was confronted
by the slobbering family Rottweiler and lost his shoe and wallet
- and then by Ferris' sister Jeanie (Jennifer Grey) who was also
skipping class and had returned home; when Jeanie came face-to-face
with Rooney in the kitchen, thinking he was a prowler, burglar, or
rapist, she karate-kicked him in the face three times, and then ran
upstairs to hide in her bedroom and call the police; while Rooney
fled, the police arrived and arrested her for making a prank call
and filing a false report
Police Station Conversation
Ferris' Resentful Sister Jeanie (Jennifer Grey)
Garth Volbeck, a Boy in Police Station (Charlie Sheen)
- after being brought to the police station, Jeanie
reluctantly engaged in a conversation with drugged-up juvenile
delinquent, drug-dealing stranger named Garth Volbeck (Charlie
Sheen) about her frustrations and outrage over Ferris always getting
away with things:
- "All
right, you want to know what's wrong?...In a nutshell, I hate
my brother. How's that?...See, I went home to confirm that
the s--thead was ditching school and when I was there, a guy
broke into the house. I called the cops, and they picked me
up for making a phony phone call...Why should he get to ditch
when everybody else has to go?"
- when he offered advice: ("Your problem is you...You ought
to spend a little more time dealing with yourself, a little less
time worrying about what your brother does - that's just an opinion"),
she snapped back: ("What are you, a psychiatrist?... Why don't
you keep your opinions to yourself?"); his suggestion that
she speak to someone (possibly Ferris!) brought a threat: ("If
you say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle"), and he replied: "Oh,
you know him?" - she clenched her fist; however, when Jeanie's
mother arrived to pick her up, she was making out with Garth
- Ferris' cute, sun-glasses wearing
girlfriend Sloane Peterson (with Ferris and Cameron ducking down
to hide) sent a mouthed Hi and Kiss to Ferris' father Mr. Bueller
(Lyman Ward) who had done a double-take - he was seated in the back
seat of a nearby taxi-cab also caught in traffic; when Ferris asked
what his father was doing, Sloane exaggerated: "He's licking
the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands" - before
she broke into hysterics
- as the film's title stated, Ferris Bueller's Day
Off from high school was spent in downtown Chicago with his friends
Cameron Frye and girlfriend Sloane; they visited many typical sites,
including a Cubs' Wrigley Field baseball game, the Sears Tower, the Chicago Art Institute, and the Chicago
Mercantile Exchange
- atop a Von Steuben Day parade float, Ferris made an unexpected announcement:
- "Ladies and gentlemen, you're such a wonderful crowd, we'd like to play
a little tune for you. It's one of my personal favorites and
I'd like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn't think he's
seen anything good today - Cameron Frye, this one's for you")
- after the lip-synching of Wayne Newton's Danke Schoen,
Ferris segued into the playing and lip-synching of The Beatles' Twist
and Shout, inspiring the large crowd to join in dancing;
Ferris also deceptively pretended to be Chicago's Sausage King
Abe Froeman in order to dine at a Rush Street upscale restaurant
- at the end of his day off, Ferris, Jeanie, their mother,
and Rooney all met up at the Bueller household at about the same
time; with a change of heart, Jeanie covered for Ferris by scolding
him for walking home from the hospital; she also reminded Rooney
of his lost wallet and his confrontation with the family dog before
Rooney was again chased off
- the rolling credits were prefaced by Ferris' repeat
statement from his bedroom as he broke the fourth wall:
- "Yep,
I said it before and I'll say it again. Life moves pretty fast. You
don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it"
- in the film's rolling credits epilogue, the humiliated
Rooney - completely defeated, dirtied, battered and disheveled -
had to be picked up and ride in the back of a school bus full
of students; he had illegally parked in front of the Buellers'
home near a fire hydrant and his car had been towed
- his bespectacled, nerdy blonde seat-mate asked: "I
bet you never smelled a real school-bus before," and then reached
into her pocket and offered him a warm, melting red gummy bear:
"A gummy bear? They've been in my pocket. They're real warm and
soft"; he looked up and saw graffiti that read: "ROONEY EATS
IT!!", and a notebook cover with a scrawled: "SAVE FERRIS"
- Ferris again appeared in his bathroom in the curtain-closing
post-credits telling the audience (fourth
wall) to leave:
- "You're
still here? It's over! Go home. Go!"
Ferris Bueller's Malingering Lesson
Ferris' Opening Monologue - Breaking the 4th Wall
Exasperated Dean of Students Ed Rooney (Jeffrey Jones)
Dean Rooney's Secretary Grace (Edie McClurg)
Ferris' Friend Cameron Frye's (Alan Ruck) Crank Phone
Call to Rooney
Ferris Impersonated His Girlfriend Sloane's Father: "Do
you have a kiss for Daddy?"
In Ferris' Home, His Sister Jeanie Karate-Kicked Intruder
Rooney in the Face
Sloane's Flirtatious Hi and Lip-Kiss Toward Ferris' Father
in a Nearby Taxi Cab
Ferris Skipping School in Downtown Chicago (Street Parade
Sequence: Twist and Shout)
Rolling Credits: Rooney on School Bus Offered
Red Gummy Bear
Post Credits: "You're still here? It's over!
Go home. Go!"