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"Often the best solution to morale problems is just to ban all the unhappy people."
This page is for reporting someone for blanking, vandalizing, improperly reverting, or otherwise disrupting Uncyclopedia.
- Before reporting
- Ensure that there is more than one offense. Don't report IPs that make a single edit; it is pointless. With registered users, discuss disagreements before escalating them to this page.
- Read this page to make sure the user hasn't already been reported. Admins do not always see fit to respond to a report with a ban.
- If the vandalism happened well in the past, check Blocked IPs, Block log, and the archive of this page to see if the user was already banned.
- To report someone
- Create a new entry just below the section heading. Newest entries on top, please!
- Start the entry with * (for a bulleted list item).
- Identify the user in question. For anonymous users (IPs), use the {{IP}} template. For registered users, use the {{User}} (not {{U}}) template. (Advanced users can use the {{Range}} template.)
- Example 1:
*{{IP|127.0.0.1}} Keeps blanking [[World of Warcraft]]. ~~~~ - Example 2:
*{{User|Fred}} Revert war at [[Sheep]]. ~~~~
- Example 1:
- You should briefly explain why you have added this person to Ban Patrol and sign with 4 tildes ~~~~.
NEW STUFF ON TOP PLEASE!
THIS IS NOT A DISCUSSION PAGE. Please keep the chatter to the possible minimum. If you feel the need to ramble, use the talk page.
Ban requests[edit ]
The users listed below were checked out by: Spike.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were knowing me/knowing you aha there is nothing we can do.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were knowing me/knowing you aha there is nothing we can do.
- User:Vlazzy: Vandal. OnePunch Talk to me 01:33, 11-Oct-22
The users listed below were checked out by: Romartus.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been excused from finger painting classes until further notice.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been excused from finger painting classes until further notice.
- IP 45.141.152.148: too many edits to revert. I tried but got bored. OnePunch Talk to me 06:03, 14-Jul-22
- UPDATE: all edits reverted, plus this page: Category:Recursion, should be deleted. OnePunch Talk to me 06:24, 14-Jul-22
The users listed below were checked out by: Spike.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined the Choir Invisible.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined the Choir Invisible.
- IP 2603:7080:C43E:B500:8C5A:AF0B:BD17:B987: same guy as below. OnePunch Talk to me 02:05, 24-May-22
- IP 2603:7080:C43E:B500:21AF:2A9C:4A2C:AFCB: vandal. OnePunch Talk to me 01:50, 24-May-22
The users listed below were checked out by: Dark Web, White Hat.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been excused from finger painting classes until further notice.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been excused from finger painting classes until further notice.
- User:Urmumisinmybed: mass deletion on UnNews:Putin and Walesa wed in a truly gay ceremony, which I reverted. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by OnePunch (talk • contribs) 02:48, 5 April 2022 (UTC)
- Blocked. Thanks. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 04:00, 5 April 2022 (UTC)
The users listed below were checked out by: Dark Web, White Hat.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have stopped, collaborated and listened.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have stopped, collaborated and listened.
- IP address: 75.27.37.89 been spamming the same "libtard" message on multiple articles. I rollbacked all edits. OnePunch Talk to me 07:40, 2 December 2021 (UTC)
- Blocked. Thank you. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 07:46, 2 December 2021 (UTC)
The users listed below were checked out by: Nigel Scribbler.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were shot through the heart, and you're to blame.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were shot through the heart, and you're to blame.
- Lazarus rex (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser ) -- vandalism-only account so far, apparently the "if you ban me I will blank your main page" person. Hasn't edited in about 3.5 hours, though. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr • talk • contribs • 05:05 21 August 2018
- Yes, this is Lazarus760 returned; same kind of vandalism. Banned for a month for the moment. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 06:43, August 21, 2018 (UTC)
- Black Enforcer (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser ) -- Since it was opened on July 7th, nothing has been done with this account besides making accusations of sockpuppetry, either by innuendo[1] or blatantly[2] [3] [4], etc.—GINA Is Not an Acronym (talk) 01:04, August 19, 2018 (UTC)
- Oh boy, what a rabbit hole. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr • talk • contribs • 05:10 19 August 2018
- A ban for one user accusing another of being a sockpuppet is something I would 'park' for now but it has gone 'on file'. We have rules about 'drama'. There is an Uncyclopedian 'legal' precedent here which I can dig up if required.Otherwise I would say for now...chill! --Laurels.gif RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:34, August 19, 2018 (UTC)
- See here. https://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Uncyclopedia%3AFlammable's_Office --Laurels.gif RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:51, August 19, 2018 (UTC)
- This looks like a case of WP:NOTHERE to me, but I trust your judgement. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr • talk • contribs • 17:51 19 August 2018
- Really that's Wikipedia policy not Wikia or Uncyclopedia. Wikipedia is majorly stricter than Unc. If I saw the pic first I would have banned him cuz he's been warned about that on other wikis, but I didn't so it's Ok. But if he does it again, ban time. Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 19:23, August 21, 2018 (UTC)
- I don't know if Wikipedia is stricter or just a different kind of site. It's definitely more lenient. They're very thorough about warning and educating new users, whereas here it's standard practice to block without warning. I believe I have seen people blocked for the equivalent of NOTHERE, but I could be remembering wrong and that might just be how Spike did things. (That page isn't exactly a policy by the way -- it's an "explanatory supplement".) ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr • talk • contribs • 03:50 22 August 2018
- Really that's Wikipedia policy not Wikia or Uncyclopedia. Wikipedia is majorly stricter than Unc. If I saw the pic first I would have banned him cuz he's been warned about that on other wikis, but I didn't so it's Ok. But if he does it again, ban time. Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 19:23, August 21, 2018 (UTC)
- This looks like a case of WP:NOTHERE to me, but I trust your judgement. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr • talk • contribs • 17:51 19 August 2018
- See here. https://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Uncyclopedia%3AFlammable's_Office --Laurels.gif RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:51, August 19, 2018 (UTC)
- A ban for one user accusing another of being a sockpuppet is something I would 'park' for now but it has gone 'on file'. We have rules about 'drama'. There is an Uncyclopedian 'legal' precedent here which I can dig up if required.Otherwise I would say for now...chill! --Laurels.gif RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:34, August 19, 2018 (UTC)
- Oh boy, what a rabbit hole. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr • talk • contribs • 05:10 19 August 2018
![[1]](https://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Dana_hilde_matching.jpg?oldid=6025840){kind=link}
- All note that I huffed the link [1] article (as noted by GINA) by at minimum being about someone not notable or at worst an attack page. This was decided independently of the X is Y crap on that page. I count that as strike one so I think a short ban is appropriate for any further worthless "contributions". But everyone here is Alden Loveshade, anyway, yes? --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 07:06, August 22, 2018 (UTC)
- Vandal Pants FOAD (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser ) made two less than helpful edits[5] [6]. Also something tells me this is a vandalism-only account. —GINA Is Not an Acronym (talk) 17:53, August 5, 2018 (UTC)
- Already blocked by StarmanW. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr • talk • contribs • 03:57 19 August 2018
The users listed below were checked out by: Romartus.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have stopped, collaborated and listened.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have stopped, collaborated and listened.
- Loveshade Alden - Troll with wheels again; some vandalism or shite page creation already deleted --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 08:10, June 17, 2018 (UTC)
- BTW, you have the Powers to block. --Laurels.gif RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:18, June 17, 2018 (UTC)
- Thought I had to be in ban patrol first, but I finally found the admin controls. Will do next time. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 11:31, June 17, 2018 (UTC)
The users listed below were checked out by: Romartus.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or received a complimentary pair of short trousers to wear as punishment.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or received a complimentary pair of short trousers to wear as punishment.