From the album Early Jerling
Will Rogers said He never met A man he didn't like But I'm willing to bet That he never met you FDR said There's nothing to fear But fear itself And I know darned well That he never met you I see you walking down the street I turn and walk the other way Moses led his people To the Promised land But they'd probably Still be sifting sand If he ever met you Jesus said Turn the other cheek He'd have to Run into the desert Stay drunk for a week If he ever met you I want to turn my eyes to heaven Get down on my knees and pray You want stupid? I'll give you stupid Stupid - I'll give you stupid I wish I never met you Mae West said Come up and see me sometime But I think she'd have To get a brand new line If she ever met you P.T. Barnum said There's a sucker born Every minute and he Knew your mother well But he never met you He'd want to put you on the Midway Charge the folks a dollar and say Chorus Now you wear leather Now you wear chains Now you've got balls But you've got no brains Now you're Che Guevara In your purple pants You've never been hungry But you know how to dance And you don't read Marx You watch the video And you look at the pictures In the Rolling Stone You've got your party dress You've got your party hat You've got your party Jill You've got your party Jack And you stick it in your arm You stick it up your nose You stick it anywhere That the sun don't go Chorus