From the album Halfway Home
The shape I'm in is a sight to see Even my fat pants won't fit I'd describe my physique As beef jerky and cottage cheese It's all about the personal appearance My hair's getting thin Where there used to be curls There's just shiny pink skin I'd shave my head but I'd look like A boiled ham with ears It's all about the personal appearance I should be tall Yes I should be tall I'm just short for my weight I used to be cute I used to be cute But now I scare the dog In my birthday suit Laugh lines are not so funny When the face is mine If I had the money Would I pay to fight gravity? It's all about the personal appearance I should be tall Yeah I should be tall I'm just short for my weight I used to be hot Yeah I used to be hot Now I'm lukewarm Well maybe not I look in the mirror And take off my glasses And after a few beers And in a dim light You know I don't look so bad It's not all about the personal All about the personal All about the personal appearance