Hey, I'm new to python so don't judge.

Tue Jan 3 19:45:08 EST 2017

Hi Callum,
On 04/01/17 00:30, Callum Robinson wrote:
> I feel like im missing something so blatantly obvious.

That's because you are ;). I don't want to come across as patronising, 
but I want you to see it for yourself, so, here's a function definition 
similar to yours that doesn't have the same syntax error that yours does:
def foo(spam, ham):
 if spam == ham:
 return "same"
 return "different"
See the difference?
E.