How to use a variable to act as @rule in a Sopel IRC bot module?

Tue Dec 22 16:19:32 EST 2015

Apologies for the terrible formatting, let me try that again:
A:
from sopel.module import commands, rule
import random
q_and_as = [('Why?', 'because'), ('Can I kick it?', 'nope')]
@commands("quizme")
def ask_q(bot, trigger):
 q = random.choice(q_and_as)
 bot.say(q[0])
  @rule(q[1])
  def correct(bot, trigger):
 bot.sat('Correctamundo!')
B:
...
@commands("quizme")
def ask_q(bot, trigger):
 q = random.choice(q_and_as)
  bot.say(q[0])
 answer(bot, trigger, q[1])
def answer(bot, trigger, answer):
 @rule(answer)
 def correct(bot, trigger):
 bot.say(' correctamundo!')
If the above comes out wonky again I also asked on StackOverflow 
(http://stackoverflow.com/questions/34419265/how-to-set-and-later-change-a-rule-in-a-sopel-irc-bot-module-python). 
Any help would be greatly appreciated.