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the talk

Oct 12, 2025

Tags: art chao garden comic shitpost sonic the hedgehog video games

[画像:Panel 1: Sonic in a poorly-drawn Chao Garden kneeling down and petting a Chao, saying 'Hey there, buddy!' Meanwhile, Eggman stands off to the side slurping a soda. Panel 2: Eggman, casually holding the soda (it's supposed to say 'Chaos Soda' on it): 'It looks like they're ready for The Talk.' Sonic turns around and says: 'Eggman, I don't think a Chao would even under--' Panel 3: Eggman cuts him off and addresses the Chao: 'According to the 2002 speculative documentary The Future Is Wild, tortoises will be so gigantic they can't fuck like regular tortoises. So they back into each other with their cloacas extended outward and hope for the best.' The Chao, not absorbing any of this information: 'Chao?' Eggman: 'I have diagrams.']

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