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eggmanland

Aug 22, 2025

Tags: art comic shitpost sonic the hedgehog sonic unleashed video games

[画像:Sonic and Chip standing at the entrance to the Eggmanland level from Sonic Unleashed. Eggman, over an intercom: '...My wild ambitions are so great, not even YOU could get through, Sonic!' Sonic: YAWN 'Like Sonic Team would let you do that.'] [画像:Chip, confused: 'Sonic... Team?' Sonic, very smugly: 'Eggman's hands are always tied 'cause the devs need levels that are actually playable.' Chip: 'what' Sonic: 'This'll be a piece of cake, trust me!'] [画像:Interlude that reads 'One Eggmanland later...'] [画像:Chip exclaims: 'We did it, Sonic! We saved the world!' Meanwhile a comically injured Werehog Sonic silently stews over the horrific level design he just endured.] [画像:OH HO HO HO Eggman appears in his floaty thing and shouts: 'Not so fast! I'll crush you both to pie--'] [画像:Sonic wordlessly activates the Chaos Emeralds, Eggman goes silent.] [画像:Surrealist interpretation of Sonic destroying Eggman by cracking him literally like an egg.] [画像:Dark Gaia enters: 'Hey uh, could y'all try keeping it down here? I've been having some bad insomnia and--' Sonic turns around, glaring at Dark Gaia, while GHK! grabbing Chip out of the air.] [画像:Sonic then chokes Dark Gaia by violently shoving Chip down their throat.] [画像:Camera angle when an anime character goes insane]

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