consider me! right now!!!

Wed Dec 19 14:23:00 GMT 2001

So I just recieved, signed, and returned my FSF paperwork. At the top
of the letter, I found the following:
 'For 1ドル and other good and valuable consideration recieved from
 Free Software Foundation, Adam Megacz hereinafter "Developer"
 hereby agrees as follows...'
Well, seeing as the FSF and I now have a legal contract, I insist,
nay, *demand* to be considered good and valuable. Right
now. Immediately.
Consider me, dammit!!!
Any failure to begin considering will be prosecuted under the DMCA,
and accompanied by claims of infringement upon my patent #02837103,
covering the use of "0" (also known as "zero") and "1" (sometimes
referred to as "unity"), which I understand are employed pervasively
throughout gcc.
=)
 - a
PS, yes, I know that "consideration" is just legal jargon indicating
 that the contract is bilateral, since unilateral contracts are
 unenforcible in the USA. This is a joke. Laugh.