RyanRyanRyan, the Story of a Man With Courage

RyanRyanRyan, known as Triple R, was born in Santa Fe, New Mexico in 1701. At age 1, he made his first friend. That friend was Pupistre Llevistrella (Pooh-peeh-stray Yeh-veeh-stray-yah). Triple R was born as Radragonińabaso Repositarapado Wratañoasaladallato (Rah-drah-goh-neeh-nyuh-bah-soh Reh-poh-seeh-tah-rah-pah-doh Rah-tah-nyoh-ah-sah-lah-da-yah-ah-toh) Can you tell why he changed his name? Anyway, RMAN (he was too young to know his own name so he called himself RMAN) and Stray (Pupistre was smarter and could say his whole name but RMAN sneezed as Pupistre was saying his name and RMAN only heard "Stray") went on many adventures together. They fought off Taranaña, their arch-enemy who was a flying hippotamus with a missing right ear. Most of RMAN and Stray's attacks were Yo Momma jokes, so the ear thing was an advantage in that way.