User:TwasBrillig

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Writing[edit | edit source ]

Featured Articles:

180px-The Earth seen from Apollo 17-white.jpg In recognition of your contribution toward maintaining a humourous atmosphere on Uncyclopedia.

Thank you for keeping Uncyclopedia cool.

I proudly announce that this article has been translated into Portugese.


Here's (削除) two bucks (削除ここまで) a charming portrait of a bipolar bear for your heartfelt support of manic-depressive wildlife.

Bipolar Bears Rule!!

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I proudly announce that this article has been translated into both Portugese and French.


BIG MOTHER AND BIG FATHER ARE WATCHING YOU!

Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night

They can see a Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light

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391px-Rasputin pt.jpg Do you like my picture? May I take yours? Let me pick out something for you to pose in from my box of photos of you that I keep under my bed.

You don't think that's creepy, do you?


H1N1 influenza virus.jpg You voted to make H1N1 a front-page story!

Exposing millions to fear and spreading paranoia! And now the story has mutated! Misinformation everywhere! ...thanks a lot!!!

- also made the UnNews front page November 10, 2009

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Other (surviving) articles I wrote: (before people "improved" them)


UnNews Reports

- made the UnNews front page January 18, 2008
- made the UnNews front page February 4, 2011

Articles I re-wrote:

Articles I contributed significantly to:

Reviewing[edit | edit source ]

Rejoice, TwasBrillig! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Articles I have received the Golden Shower Award for reviewing:

And I got this for reviewing Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder (featured):

Rise, TwasBrillig! You have been proclaimed by Big Brother to be an honorary member of the Inner Party for your contributions to Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder!

Subject to ability to pass a Ministry of Truth orthodoxy test. Offer invalid outside Oceania.


Other articles I've reviewed:


Ninjastars[edit | edit source ]

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Whirling Star of Vigilance
For extreme services to VFD in digging up all its embarrassing past, your friendly neighbourhood poopsmith awards you something shiny and spinny. –Strange but untrue


- Ljlego also awarded me one of these for helping put templates on articles nominated for deletion.


Favourite Articles I Didn't Write[edit | edit source ]

Thanks for voting for Blandford

Have some special Blandford-style tea.

Luckily you voted for this article. If you didn't you might have found yourself headless down a well

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For voting on Gallows Humor

"With your stamina refilled, time to work!"

Mr. Kearsy
..is so cool, he doesn't have to say anything in order to thank you. Just look into his eyes and you'll know.

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"The The Don thanks you for voting for
Film Noir. He offers a free secret from
Jimmy the Shoeshine Boy as a reward."

The man turns away, muttering he has an appointent with someone's mom...

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For voting for OCRD , Big Brother thanks you! As a gift in return, have a pet Stalingrue.

BB claims no liability if it bites off one of your fingers or three.
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Thanks for the vote!

For showing the good taste/pity to vote for Old McDonald on VFH, 15Mickey20 would like to reward you with a chicken! He hopes you find many uses for this gift.

Magnifying Glass.jpg Sonic80 has awarded you a magnifying glass of which you, too, may use to get thousands of dollars, in government subsidies for insect torture research.
Hammantashen.jpg THEY TRIED TO PREVENT THIS ARTICLE FROM BEING FEATURED

They failed.
Let's Eat!.
Those bizarre triangle-shaped dough stuff. What the hell are those anyway?
Oh, and thank you for voting!

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by yuor bearth, wihch is as fersh as a smmuer ham.


Link to Recent UnNews[edit | edit source ]

The powers that UnBe seem intent on hiding from us the place to get our news stories on the main page. So here it is: Template:RecentUnNews. Ha!

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