Unquotable:Main Page

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
(Redirected from Uncyclopedia:Unquotable)
Jump to navigation Jump to search
05:20 Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Welcome to Unquotable ,
the content-free quotes that anyone can make up.

Help | Style Manual | Policies | More…

"I use the word "quotation" for lack of a better description."

Welcome to Unquotable, a free compendium of nonsense from people who love you beyond your wildest imaginings, creative works in every language except for non-English ones, including sources (which don't exist), translations of non-human growling and barking noises, and handy links to Uncyclopedia for further disinformation. The (削除) only (削除ここまで) English version of Unquotable has, uh, several pages so far, with numerous quotations and quite a few insults to your intelligence, too! Please visit the page for the helpless, or experiment in the Litterbox, to learn how you can edit any page, right here, right now, despite your well-established mental imbalance. Or, just go to the Log in page to log in or create a user account and forget all of this ever happened.

The Unquotable Hall of Lame

Acclarke.jpg Oscar.jpg Churchillquotes.jpg Einstein holding tourniquet.jpg FranklinFootFetish.jpg Christopher walken.jpg Blankawooga.jpg Jefferson.jpg Cthulhu.jpg DarwinSurprise.jpg Shat.jpg Godlego.jpg Emo girl.jpg

Random Quote of the Millisecond

"Hacking into randomly-selected computer systems is easy. It's getting that axe out of there that's hard,
especially if it gets wedged into something really solid, like a steel rack case."

~ 0x80
Note: We are currently in the process of developing a new policy for selecting the "Random Quote of the Millisecond" using black magic. Since all randomly-selected quotes are instantaneously deleted by our patented Automatic Kwote-Killer Bot as soon as you read them, there is no archive. Be further confused…
 

Unquotable's Sister Projects

Uncyclopedia is hosted by the Uncyclomedia Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other projects as well as some foreign language Uncyclopedias and Illogicopedia.