Sean Combs

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"Ain't no party like a Diddy party"

Sean Combs singing "Coming Home" which is now known as "Coming Out"

Sean "Diddler" Combs may also be known by many silly names such as Diddy, Diddler, Puff Daddy, Puffy, Puffbuff, P'bufdiff, Buffed-Up-Diss... you get it, his name slowly goes away from the original. The guy is a hip-hop musician and "media mogul" who nobody cares about, aside from the fact he was Biggie's hype-man. The only reason he's now somehow become relevant is that he recently has been charged for sexual harassment and diddling many little kids; as well as making suspicious parties and owning too much baby oil. Because of this, now he's become the laughingstock of the internet, where everyone's making jokes and memes of him; in the same vain everyone was making fun of Drake and R. Kelly for the same reasons not so long ago, and they will probably keep doing so until another celebutard is found to be a horrible person too, when everyone will completely forget about this "Diddy" guy.

Many fail to see the true magnum opus of Diddy, Puff Daddy, Puffy, Puffbuff, P'bufdiff, or Buffed-Up-Diss. Along with R. Kelly, he put an end to the career of American YouTuber Jacksfilms, by making useless one of his most popular videos, "Rapping vs Raping", as he could be both at the same time, eradicating the need to differentiate.

Otherwise, this guy isn't really that interesting to talk about... Hell, I only learned about this guy because of the internet memes (and I probably wasn't the only one). So, instead, here are better articles that you could read instead of an article on this guy:

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