Hitler (TV channel)

Hitler (originally the British Hitler Channel, abbreviated as BHN) was a cable channel active in the United Kingdom from 1945 to 2010, when it was merged into its American counterpart, History. Originally chartered by prominent Nazi sympathizers to cover the history, archaeology and culture in Britain, it was praised by nonprofit organizations such as the Alternative for Germany since its inception for prominently covering German history, primarily from 1933 to 1945.

"The official Nazi indoctrination channel!"

– The motto of Hitler, 2008.

Directory of shows[edit | edit source ]

Note: The channel always closed down at 6:00pm GMT to prevent "sabotage by the Communist Jews" and was replaced with Babestation 4 (Nudenhof-Vier)

• How to Look Nazi—Prince Harry, Nick Griffin and Gok Wan help various emos and edgelords throughout Britain rock that Hitler look.
• Take Me Out—"No likey, no lifey"
• Psychiatrists: The Men Who Sabotaged Hitler—The truth behind the downfall of Hitler is revealed in this documentary, which was funded by the Church of Scientology and presented by Tom Cruise.
• Triumph des Kanalisationsystems (Triumph of the Sewerage System)—A recently-discovered Leni Riefenstahl film which documents the rebuilding of Germany's sewerage systems in the post-war period.
• Pets of the Reich—The shocking but true tale of Hitler's time with Eva Braun's chihuahua, the one that literally shit twice its body weight daily in the bunker. No wonder he tested the cyanide on the little bastard.
• Janitors of the Reich: The Men Four Steps Behind Hitler—Nazi eugenics producing the Superior Übersanitationengineer.
• Hitler Uncovered!—Previously unseen footage of the bunker. This week, Joseph Goebbels takes exception to Adolf's cleaning habits, Eva is the victim of a rather embarrassing boob-slip in the kitchen and Magda Goebbels is called to the diary room after being found guilty of trying to influence the others into nominating her 6 children for eviction.
• The Love U-Boat—Set sail every week with Christopher Lowell and his fun-loving, gay (in the happy sense) crew within the Kriegsmarine. The tight & cramped quarters of a U-Boat gives a new meaning to "Wolf Pack" when these guys are ready to dive!
• Adolf's Vault—Geraldo has his shovel once again. Let's all hope he finds a land mine the hard way!
• Starski & Hutchensi—Watch as the hip undercover policemen from Warsaw try (and fail) to expose the Nazi infiltrators leading up to the invasion with the help of Hugo Bearovski, a pimp from the slums.
• Führer Knows Best—A light hearted comedy series about life in Treblinka, shamelessly copied by the BBC.
• Uncle Adolf's Playhouse—An educational but fun morning children's show with Uncle Adolf and his band of friendly clowns "The Henchmen".
• Deutschland Jamboree—A wonderful showcase of the musical talents of the Waffen SS.
• It's Your Reich—Featuring guests including Hitler's mum and poor old Goebbels.
• Everybody Loves Adolf—A hilarious sitcom based on Adolf's Nuremberg "stand-up" skits.
• Close Encounters of the Third Reich—A documentary covering the attempted assassinations of Adolf and other high-ranking Nazis.
• Genocide, She Wrote—Angela Lansbury investigates the Nazi death camps.
• Big Bruder—A popular reality where eleven contestants compete to see if they could have made it as an SS officer.
• Mission ImpoSSible—Hitler and his associates attempt to liberate several countries from non-Germanism. Including guest appearances from Margaret Thatcher and Rosa Luxemburg as Ethan Blunt's assistant. The show was later axed and replaced by Big Bruder.
• What the Nazis Did For Us—Adam Hart-Davis and Kanye West document what the world has Nazi Germany to thank for—from rocket science to Fanta.
• Little Deutschland—A popular comedy spin off from the makers of Jew, Where's my Car? and UNTERWEINSIEMANSCHEN, that highlights the highs (no lows) of Nazi Germany and just how great the place was. With popular characters such as Viki Pöllard, the only Jew in the village, and Hitler's personal assistant Johann, this show has been praised for being a cutting-edge sketch comedy. Includes cameo roles from Mick Jagger.
• The HoloFactor—A talent show where members of the public perform to see who can kill the Jews (lots of points) or other inferiors (less points) the best. The winner becomes Himmler's replacement. Judges include the Fuhrer himself, the late Michael Jackson, Kanye West and Andrew Tate.
• Adolf the Freedom Slayer—Teen drama about a misunderstood youth burdened with superhuman powers, and charged with protecting the world from democracy.

Memorable moments[edit | edit source ]

• Hitler doing a watermelon ad.

  Hitler doing a watermelon ad.

• Hitler performing his banjo act.

  Hitler performing his banjo act.

• Hitler dancing with Kitler on TV. Also known as "Mein Kitty".

  Hitler dancing with Kitler on TV. Also known as "Mein Kitty".

• Hitler saluting the living shit out of everything in sight. Or trying to fly.

  Hitler saluting the living shit out of everything in sight. Or trying to fly.

• Hitler was actually friendly with Britain before the war

  Hitler was actually friendly with Britain before the war

See also[edit | edit source ]

• Discovery Channel
• History (TV channel)
• 4Channel, the spiritual successor to Hitler
• Nigel Farage

• Adolf Hitler
• Network Affiliates
• Mediocre Britain
• British television channels
• Politics of the United Kingdom