User:SadisticWolf/I'm not a hamster
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For me, every day is a constant strain - annoying human children, sliding their faces against the bars of my home, staring at me with their ridiculously large eyes. And, sure enough, they come out with some stupid remark like "what a cute hamster!".
Let me make this clear to you. I am NOT a hamster! I'm a gerbil, and a proud one at that.
"What a cute hamster!"
~ Kid on my obvious gerbil-like features