User:Putthatknifedown

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Hi I'm OMG Put that knife down NOW

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Hello you just found my user page read my content, grab a joint (drugs bad) shut up voice in my head wait where are you going the stripper will be here soon. OK bye see ya later. Oh and Please don’t build a full scale replica ship from matchsticks unless you really need to if you do you post pictures. I like to keep things short and sweet and most of the time my grammar needs fixing.

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This user has been adopted by Black_flamingo11.
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This user has written 4 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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Clock.gif This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
14 years, 3 months and 27 days.



This user is a total UKer
and can pronounce aluminium correctly.
(British Uncyclopedians)
This user idolises Dr. House

and knows it's not Lupus.
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