User:Nick Thermal
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Biography:[edit | edit source ]
The exact date on Nick Thermal's birthday is not known. He was first mentioned in old history books as a being from outer space that landed its spacecraft near the town of Idrija in what is now known as Slovenia. He soon familiarized him self with local traditions of envy, xenofobia and notorious alcoholism. At that point he realized, that he has to get his spacecraft fixed ASAP so he can find a happier planet to settle.
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expertise[edit | edit source ]
Nick's expertise include knowledge about interstellar traveling, art of popping blue pills also known as kamasutra, complete in depth knowledge about the history of Slovenian popular music