User:Lambic

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Behold the Beauty and the Muse!

Lambic is a flat Belgian beer that provides the base for probably, no definitely, the best beer in the world, known as "Geuze".

Contributions[edit | edit source ]

A breeze in history!

Failures[edit | edit source ]

  • Lewis Carroll - Huffed within a day, probably because of being too close to the Lewis carroll (note the "c") article...

Creations[edit | edit source ]

The Disciples Cycle[edit | edit source ]


  • Louis Quatorze - An orphan article since said "huffing"...or isn't it?



" The French XVIIth century is a source of inspiration."





  • Jean-Baptiste Lully - Now you know where the word "lullaby" really comes from!
  • Lully (redirect to Jean-Bapiste Lully)
  • Lulli (redirect to Jean-Baptiste Lully)


  • Simon Stevin - Everything you wanted to know about decimals and wind, but never dared to ask!
  • Stevin (redirect to Simon Stevin]]





  • Felipe Romero - Grandfather of Francisco Romero, the first "modern" bull-fighter.






  • Albert Nonyme - NOW you'll find out about so-called anonymous creations. The English and French ones, that is.
  • Nonyme (redirect to Albert Nonyme)
  • Anonyme (redirect to Albert Nonyme)


Other Thingies[edit | edit source ]

Red Link Curing[edit | edit source ]

  • Modern - created to cure a red link in Pizza (game). A look at the "List of links" told me I cured at least 18 red links! Not bad for a noob who's partially blocked at the moment of this writing. Collateral damage from using Tor?
  • Rumour - created to cure a red link in Pizza (game). A look at the "List of links" told me I cured at least 20 red links (redirects to Rumor included)!
  • Rumor (redirect to Rumour)

Disclaimer[edit | edit source ]

Lambic also hopes that his lack of knowledge of the English language (not his first, nor his second idiom) doesn't show too much.

Say your say a polite way[edit | edit source ]

Something you can do right ................. HERE !

Menu [edit | edit source ]

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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English .
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This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
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This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger.
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
This user loves to play the drums , and usually hangs out with musicians.
This user is a big pianist , and as such believes they are better than all other musicians .
Ceci n'est pas un Belge
...because Uncyclopedia
frowns upon cursing.
(List of other pas Belge Uncyclopedians)
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