User:Contestant/Mail

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Dear Contestant,[edit | edit source ]

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SON OF A BITCH.

I... just...

Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time.

a friendly message from your local post office.
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