User:Ayatollah Gurkhmeini/UnNews
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- UnNews:Isle of Demons discovered near Canada; Scientific community shocked
- UnNews:Elton's successor already an enigma
- UnNews:Google launches Google Force
- UnNews:Liverpool named "least bling" by King Michael
- UnNews:Sandpeople Advance on Mos Espa
- UnNews:Scotland threatens to invade Iran
- UnNews:Painstaking operation led to strike on Jacko
- UnNews:Scotland, Montenegro protest Eurovision
- UnNews:Switzerland: The Newest Member in The Axis of EvilTM
- UnNews:New Bin Laden message calls on Hippies to fight Yuppies
- UnNews:General Washington offers comfort, oxygen to Khalil Gibran
- UnNews:General Washington offers comfort, oxygen to Khalil Gibran
- UnNews:Israel calls upon stormtroopers, begins large-scale invasion of Lebanon
- UnNews:Encyclopædia Dramatica wins hearts in Wikiland
- UnNews:Palestinian teens give their voice on current events
- UnNews:Iconic gay couple split
- UnNews:Islamic Jihad sick of being ignored
- UnNews:Al-Gayda casts die in Israeli conflict
- UnNews:Keith Richards outlines Darfur peace plans
- UnNews:U.S. to deport Catholics
- UnNews:Annan visits new Martian leaders
- UnNews:Lebanese suckas gettin' blasted!
- UnNews:BRA leaders declare ceasefire
- UnNews:Top Emo band battles scenester anger
- UnNews:Mexico approves deeper offensive
- UnNews:US forces kill 26 Canadian rebels
- UnNews:Iran's president is a total h4x0r!!!!11!1!!! lollollollolol!!!!111!!
- UnNews:Coons, spicks, and Ching Chongs on the rise
- UnNews:Man held for insulting Bush
- UnNews:Three new planets named; Bush asked to name them all.
- UnNews:L.A. waterfight hurts eight, spawns 75 lawsuits
- UnNews:Japanese PM to visit Kitty Paradise
- UnNews:Saudi Arabia buys 72 Euroipods
- UnNews:Germans argue over Lebanon role
- UnNews:US judge rules wiretaps illegal; nobody cares
- UnNews:'Ethical' Metroid lines created
- UnNews:US bans 'contaminated' Japanese tourists
- UnNews:Palpatine rejects withdrawal from Kashyyyk
- UnNews:Africa loses status as a continent
- UnNews:U.S. polygon sect leader arrested
- UnNews:Moronic T-shirt sparks airport row
- UnNews:Zionists, Great Satan carry out imperialist schemes of Satan
- UnNews:U.S. begins purge of liberal professors
- UnNews:France avenges World Cup defeat
- UnNews:Battle lines drawn in AP U.S. class
- UnNews:Black Pearl 2.0 blasts off
- UnNews:Olmert ready for talks with ABBA
- UnNews:Second night of football team bash continues to rock
- UnNews:Colosseum reopens in Rome
- UnNews:Saddam banned for third time
- UnNews:Israeli rocket hits White House
- UnNews:Federation censures Romulans
- UnNews:Bush, Satan always "chillin' out"
- UnNews:Student government backs Jocks
- UnNews:Iran threatens to obliterate Israel for 512th time
- UnNews:Canada goes berserk
- UnNews:Grand Poobah of Unfunkistan complains about lack of international attention to it's nuclear program
- UnNews:Get yer fishsticks while they're still heayuh!
- UnNews:Kyrgyz protesters call for vowels
- UnNews:EU expresses Turkey doubts