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Santa Claus. The Tooth Fairy. The Easter Bunny. These figures evoke a sense of wonder and skepticism in millions throughout the world. But - did you know - these people first appeared on Earth in the form of a little-known Hardcore 1980's punk band called Secret Santa? We assure you, it's the truth. And now, for the first time in almost ten years, the founding members of the band have come together for an hour long, one-of-a-kind interview with these enigmatic legends.

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Santa Claus.
The Tooth Fairy.
The Easter Bunny.
  • Santa Claus - Lead vocals, lead guitarist, songwriter
  • Tooth Fairy - Bass guitar, backing vocals
  • Easter Bunny - Drums

The band Secret Santa was started by Santa and The Tooth Fairy in 1979, with Santa's buddy Jim on drums. In the early days, they were a simple band - Tooth Fairy later recalled "We were a pretty raw band; we did mostly covers of Sex Pistols, Iggy Pop, and classic Christmas carols. I remember one recording we did of 'Jingle Bell Rock' that was just... damn."

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