Go (programming language)

"Go, is a cruel fucking joke"

~ Ghandi on Go

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"Go, more like Go fuck yourself"

~ Dennis Ritchie on Go

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"Never use Go, otherwise you will already have lost the battle"

~ Sun Tzu, The art of war

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Go (Persian: گه, lit. "shit") is an esoteric programming language made by Google in 2007, Go originated from the aftermath of Ken Thompson mistyping everything trying to program in C while drunk.

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Design[edit | edit source ]

Go was designed as a bad joke out of Ken Thompsons typos in 2007, it was specifically meant to cause cerebral infarction to its users.

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The cerebral infarction caused by the language generated loyal users of it, Gophers.

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Usage[edit | edit source ]

People who write Go can't tell what Go could be used for due to the cerebral infarction it causes.

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Go can be perfectly used for the quick loss of brain cells and is a great method of self torture.

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Code example[edit | edit source ]

We would provide more examples, but every single piece of Go ever written looks identical.

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So it is basically useless to provide more examples.

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foo:=map[string][]map[string]map[string]bool{
"fuck":[]map[string]map[string]bool{
map[string]map[string]bool{
"this":map[string]bool{"language":true},
"i'm":map[string]bool{"having a stroke":true},
},
map[string]map[string]bool{
"god":map[string]bool{"someone":true},
"help":map[string]bool{"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA":true},
},
},
"REEEEEE":[]map[string]map[string]bool{
map[string]map[string]bool{
"my fingers":map[string]bool{"hurt":true},
"please fucking":map[string]bool{"shoot me":true},
},
},
}

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