UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/KayakAbandon

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You let your kayak float away. Now, you're stuck on an island, and you suck at swimming so you'll have no chance at getting back to the Alaskan mainland, you fucking moron.

You manage to last a surprisingly long time on the island: you sheltered in a cave and consumed nothing but berries and creek water. But after about two weeks, you pass out and die.

You Died

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