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'''[[April]] 19:''' '''[[Clitoris|Clitoris Awareness Day]]'''
'''[[April]] 19:''' '''[[Clitoris|Clitoris Awareness Day]]'''
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*[[1559]] - Scholars at the University of Padua, [[Italy]], (削除) discovery (削除ここまで) the first clitoris in recorded history.
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*[[1559]] - Scholars at the University of Padua, [[Italy]], (追記) discover (追記ここまで) the first clitoris in recorded history.
*[[1775]] - In a [[New York]] study on sexual behavior, researchers find the clitoris to be more important to sexual pleasure than the actual [[vagina]], [[Penis|small penises]] find new hope.
*[[1775]] - In a [[New York]] study on sexual behavior, researchers find the clitoris to be more important to sexual pleasure than the actual [[vagina]], [[Penis|small penises]] find new hope.
*[[1913]] - The sale of [[vibrator]]s are banned in [[France]], due to electrical grid overload issues.
*[[1913]] - The sale of [[vibrator]]s are banned in [[France]], due to electrical grid overload issues.
*[[1957]] - [[Oral sex]] becomes a popular alternative to [[sex|intercourse]], [[condom]] sales decline.
*[[1957]] - [[Oral sex]] becomes a popular alternative to [[sex|intercourse]], [[condom]] sales decline.
*[[1998]] - [[Windows 98]] is released, memory leaks in the OS cause [[Bill Gates]] to be declared the world's "Biggest Clitoris". (''Pictured'')
*[[1998]] - [[Windows 98]] is released, memory leaks in the OS cause [[Bill Gates]] to be declared the world's "Biggest Clitoris". (''Pictured'')
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*[[1999]] - [[Bill Clinton]] has a [[threesome]] and sorely disappoints, [[politics|policy wonks]] tells [[Americans]] not to jump to conclusions.
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*[[1990]] - One of the [[Clinton]]s has [[oral sex]] with two girls from next door.
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*[[2007]] - [[Wikipedia]] Celebrates The First Ever International [[Main Page]] [[Huffing]] Day.
*[[2011]] - [[Aperture Science]] launches new official holiday, supposedly better than [[Christmas]].
*[[2011]] - [[Aperture Science]] launches new official holiday, supposedly better than [[Christmas]].
Revision as of 06:19, 19 June 2017
April 19: Clitoris Awareness Day
- 1559 - Scholars at the University of Padua, Italy, discover the first clitoris in recorded history.
- 1775 - In a New York study on sexual behavior, researchers find the clitoris to be more important to sexual pleasure than the actual vagina, small penises find new hope.
- 1913 - The sale of vibrators are banned in France, due to electrical grid overload issues.
- 1957 - Oral sex becomes a popular alternative to intercourse, condom sales decline.
- 1998 - Windows 98 is released, memory leaks in the OS cause Bill Gates to be declared the world's "Biggest Clitoris". (Pictured)
- 1999 - Bill Clinton has a threesome and sorely disappoints, policy wonks tells Americans not to jump to conclusions.
- 2011 - Aperture Science launches new official holiday, supposedly better than Christmas.