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PLEASE RESTART YOUR COMPUTER AND TRY AGAIN.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ reset

bash: reset: command not found

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ tset

bash: tset: is not a word, you idiot.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ format page to enable wordwrap

Page formatted. This page does not exist. Have a nice day.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ exit

Hard disk ejected.

PRIMARY DISK READ ERROR.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ ls

bash: ls: command not found

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ man ls

Error: obvious pun not found.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ cd /usr/corn

Error: Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ solve problem

Attempting to solve problem...

Uncyclux is now e-mailing pornography to everyone you know.

Have a nice day.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo=laptop:~$ glados

Hello, and welcome to the Uncyclopedia Science Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in [[Category:AGH MY EYES]] has been a pleasant one. Your specimen has been blanked and we are now ready to reformat Wikipedia proper.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ antivirus

Searching for viruses...

FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR: AMOUNT OF VIRUSES EXCEEDING HARD DRIVE SPACE. 538,922,906 VIRUSES FOUND. A NEW RECORD!

Computer over. Virus = Very Yes.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ delete viruses

All viruses deleted forever.

Just kidding.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ uninstall

Error: Your computer is busy.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ exit

Error: Your computer is still busy.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ cancel

Fatal Error: All files on Hard drive have been permenantly deleted.

DANGER: Your computer has detected 19 Trojan viruses

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ send to recycle bin

Error: Recyclebin.exe can not be found

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ shit

bash: shit: command not found

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ go right

Don't know what "RIGHT" is.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ go left

Don't know what "LEFT" is.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ eat pillow

Yuck!

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ go east

What shall I do now?

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ go east again

Use 1 or 2 words only!

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ fuck you

Don't know how to "FUCK" something.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ .................................

Interpreting vague answer as user.jawdrop.

Dropped jaw acknowledged.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ open antivirus

Error: Edgarware has been deleted.

Failed to drop train on em.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ challenge viruses

Are you asking for a CHALLEEEEEENGE?!

Virus' Reply: Go delete yourself.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ help!!

Error: 'help!!' can not be found

Update: Critical amount of space left on hard drive

Would you like to delete files? [Y]/[N]?

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ Y

Error: (0) files found.

Bigger Error: (538,922,933) viruses found. A NEW RECORD!

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ install Edgarware

Somehow installing without using internet...please wait...this may take a few minutes

Update: Edgarware succesfully installed

Error: 'Edgarware' has been deleted...noob

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ re-install Edgarware

Error: 'Edgarware' has been killed by a train. oh the irony

uncyclopedia@uncyclo=laptop:~$ dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/viruskernel

/dev/viruskernel does not exist, changing to /dev/hda1...

Congratulations, you formatted the install partition!

Achievement Get! Too Dumb To Self-Derez

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ reboot

bash: reboot: command not found

Uh oh, Spaghetti-Os!

uncyclopedia@uncyclo=laptop:~$ ent_create_portal_weight_box; fire command !skin type=1

The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.

SYSTEM ERROR: WEIGHTED_COMPANION_CUBE.APERTURE HAS BEEN INCINERATED.

You euthanized your Weighted Uncyclopedia Cube faster than any Wikipedian on record. Well done.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ solve problem

FAIL.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo=laptop:~$ kill viruses

You rush at them with a Reformat Hammer. Roll for attack.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo=laptop:~$ !roll 1d20

1. Well, that's the last daylight dicebot.exe will ever see.

You missed everything in the entire computer.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo=laptop:~$ Fate Manipulation reroll

This isn't Darths & Droids .

uncyclopedia@uncyclo=laptop:~$ !roll 1d20 Force Suggestion

No.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo=laptop:~$ !roll 3d20ドル Bribe the GM

How do you roll a 20ドル bill? Show me an origami blueprint for turning a 20ドル bill into a d20 and you win The Game.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo=laptop:~$ slap computer for mentioning Candle[REDACTED]

It's not "Candle[REDACTED]", it's CandIejack. Now if you'll excuse me, I have rope to buy. uncyclopedia@uncyclo=laptop:~$ remind computer that the I/L trick only works in Arial font

...

...

...

Error: user not found.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo=laptop:~$ reformat_article /language="C:\OS\LangFiles\ Non-English\Fonts\japanese\pmdialog2.fnt

Sorry, but font pmdialog2.fnt does not exist.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ edit article "C:\Uncyclopedia\Category:Biggest Fuck-Ups of All Time\SYNTAX ERROR"

OMGWTFBBQ self-reference!

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ help

This error message makes perfect sense. Something must be wrong.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ Excecute HELP!!!!!!!

HELP!!!!!!!.exe does not exist.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ clear

Pre-existing page contents are write-protected.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ sudo clear

Error: user linuxnoob@uncyclo-remote is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ cp ~/ /etc/sudoers

Are you really... That's not how bash works!

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ sudo adduser linuxnoob admin

Error: user linuxnoob@uncyclo-remote is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

Error: user linuxnoob@uncyclo-remote is in cannotbetrustedwithadminaccess

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ exec bullshit.cpp

Must compile code before executing.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ g++ bullshit.cpp -Wall

Compiler crashed into a wall and exploded.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ gratuitous linebreaks

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ cd /etc/Steam/SteamApps

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop/etc/Steam/SteamApps:~$ exec devconsole

Exiting bash...

Launching Half-Life 2...

Opening console.

] ent_create npc_grue ] ent_create npc_headcrab It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Gruecrab. ] give weapon_physcannon Exsqueeze me? ] sv_cheats 1 ] give weapon_physcannon That's better. ] look at gruecrab What is "at"? You can't look at "at". ] look gruecrab You are about one command from being eaten. ] ent_fire !picker ragdoll Error: npc_gruecrab command "ragdoll" does not exist. You have been eaten by a Gruecrab. Restart, Restore, or Fail? ] fail Command not recognized. Piping input out of program...

Closing HL2... Loading bash... Program command output detected: uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ fail

WikiTeX: latex reported a failure, namely: This is pdfeTeX, Version 3.141592-1.21a-2.2 (Web2C 7.5.4) entering extended mode (./30844afc37db17139dfe3c22b1028 LaTeX2e <2003年12月01日> Babel and hyphenation patterns for american, french, german, ngerman, bahasa, basque, bulgarian, catalan, croatian, czech, danish, dutch, esperanto, estonian, finnish, greek, icelandic, irish, italian, japanese, latin, magyar, norsk, polish, portuges, romanian, russian, serbian, slovak, slovene, spanish, swedish, turkish, ukrainian, nohyphenation, bat fuck insane loaded. (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/base/article.cls Document Class: article 2004年02月16日 v1.4f Standard LaTeX document class (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/base/size10.clo)) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsfonts/amssymb.sty (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsfonts/amsfonts.sty)) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsmath/amsmath.sty For additional information on amsmath, use the `?' option. (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsmath/amstext.sty (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsmath/amsgen.sty)) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsmath/amsbsy.sty) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsmath/amsopn.sty)) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsmath/amscd.sty) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/concmath/concmath.sty) (./30844afc37db17139dfe3c22b1028.aux) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/concmath/ot1ccr.fd) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/concmath/omlccm.fd) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/concmath/omsccsy.fd) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/concmath/omxccex.fd) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsfonts/umsa.fd) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsfonts/umsb.fd) Package amsmath Warning: Foreign command \over; (amsmath) \frac or \genfrac should be used instead (amsmath) on input line 5. ! Missing } inserted. } l.5 ...{9 + 6h + h^2 - 9\over{h} = \end{equation*} [1] (./30844afc37db17139dfe3c22b1028.aux) ) (see the transcript file for additional information) Output written on 30844afc37db17139dfe3c22b1028.dvi (1 page, 536 bytes). Transcript written on 30844afc37db17139dfe3c22b1028.log. <InSovietComputerSyntaxburnsyou> (Seecode4815162342forhelp)

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ exec logic

Error: file logic.txt not found at uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop/usr

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ blah

Command not recognized

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ man blah

You have a sick mind.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ eat mushroom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGvZa3tiYwY#t=0m43s

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ invert gravity

Error: command does not work outside of Dimension VVVVVV

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ end page

And the Compy... just peed your carpet. Have a nice day.