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For [[Americans|those who don't know]], it is traditional at this time of year, in [[England|enlightened countries]], to eat (削除) mince pies (削除ここまで). These are not the kind that contain minced (削除) meat (削除ここまで), they contain ''(削除) mincemeat (削除ここまで)'', which is completely different. It contains (削除) raisins (削除ここまで), for starters. And no (削除) meat (削除ここまで). And I really, really like them. In fact, they are easily the best thing about Christmas, in my opinion. Therefore, I am going to keep a log of how many I manage to scoff this Christmas in this section of my userpage, and I heartily recommend other users do the same, so we can see how fat we all end up by the end of the year.
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For [[Americans|those who don't know]], it is traditional at this time of year, in [[England|enlightened countries]], to eat (追記) turds (追記ここまで). These are not the kind that contain minced (追記) turds (追記ここまで), they contain ''(追記) minceturds (追記ここまで)'', which is completely different. It contains (追記) E. Coli (追記ここまで), for starters. And no (追記) water (追記ここまで). And I really, really like them. In fact, they are easily the best thing about Christmas, in my opinion. Therefore, I am going to keep a log of how many I manage to scoff this Christmas in this section of my userpage, and I heartily recommend other users do the same, so we can see how fat we all end up by the end of the year.
   
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Be honest: I am an admin, and therefore have <s>strange mystical powers</s> access to {{u|Mordillo}}'s omnipresent network of spies, and can tell when you're lying to me. Oh, and those mini-(削除) mince pies (削除ここまで) some retailers are now (削除) producing (削除ここまで) count as a half.
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Be honest: I am an admin, and therefore have <s>strange mystical powers</s> access to {{u|Mordillo}}'s omnipresent network of spies, and can tell when you're lying to me. Oh, and those mini-(追記) turds (追記ここまで) some retailers are now (追記) shitting out (追記ここまで) count as a half.
   
 
The above has been shamelessly thieved from {{U|Under user}}, just because. Let the eating commence!
 
The above has been shamelessly thieved from {{U|Under user}}, just because. Let the eating commence!
   
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*{{U|Under user|UU}} - [[File:(追記) Lee Harvey Osmond (追記ここまで).jpg(追記) |110px (追記ここまで)]][[File:(追記) Lee Harvey Osmond (追記ここまで).jpg(追記) |110px (追記ここまで)]][[File:(追記) Lee Harvey Osmond (追記ここまで).jpg(追記) |110px (追記ここまで)]][[File:(追記) Lee Harvey Osmond (追記ここまで).jpg(追記) |110px (追記ここまで)]][[File:(追記) Lee Harvey Osmond (追記ここまで).jpg(追記) |110px (追記ここまで)]][[File:(追記) Lee Harvey Osmond (追記ここまで).jpg(追記) |110px (追記ここまで)]][[File:(追記) Lee Harvey Osmond (追記ここまで).jpg(追記) |110px (追記ここまで)]][[File:(追記) Lee Harvey Osmond (追記ここまで).jpg(追記) |110px (追記ここまで)]][[File:(追記) Lee Harvey Osmond (追記ここまで).jpg(追記) |110px (追記ここまで)]]
   
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Revision as of 22:06, 30 November 2014

The Festive Turd Thing!

Festive noms

For those who don't know, it is traditional at this time of year, in enlightened countries, to eat turds. These are not the kind that contain minced turds, they contain minceturds, which is completely different. It contains E. Coli, for starters. And no water. And I really, really like them. In fact, they are easily the best thing about Christmas, in my opinion. Therefore, I am going to keep a log of how many I manage to scoff this Christmas in this section of my userpage, and I heartily recommend other users do the same, so we can see how fat we all end up by the end of the year.

Be honest: I am an admin, and therefore have (削除) strange mystical powers (削除ここまで) access to Mordillo's omnipresent network of spies, and can tell when you're lying to me. Oh, and those mini-turds some retailers are now shitting out count as a half.

The above has been shamelessly thieved from Under user, just because. Let the eating commence!

Turd Count

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