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{{Q|It's easy to BE green, but it's not easy to watch|Ms. Piggy|her marriage}}

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{{Q|It's easy to BE green, but(追記) (追記ここまで) it's not easy to(追記) eat green boogers and (追記ここまで) watch|Ms. Piggy|her marriage}}

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{{Q|Oh, Edmund, can it be true? that I hold here, in my mortal hand, a nugget of purest green?|Percy|being a master alchemist}}

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{{Q|Oh, Edmund, can it be true? that I hold here, in my mortal hand, a(追記) green poop turd and a (追記ここまで) nugget of purest green(追記) to have for dinner (追記ここまで)?|Percy|being a master alchemist}}

<div style="color:red">{{Q|Down With Green!|[[Red]]}}</div>

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{{Q|Green is not a ~~(削除) creative (削除ここまで)~~ color!|Sketchbook|Green}}

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{{Q|Green is not(追記) happy and will soon dump red, white, and blue on itself while trying to turn into (追記ここまで) a (追記) patriotic (追記ここまで) color(追記) and destroy rainbow flags (追記ここまで)!|Sketchbook|Green}}

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[[File:Kermmie.jpg|thumb| Kermit the Frog. He's here 'cos he's green. And he knows it.~~(削除) ]] (削除ここまで)~~

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[[File:Kermmie.jpg|thumb| Kermit the Frog. He's here 'cos he's green. And he knows it.(追記) He lied once and said he wasn't. (追記ここまで)

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But he is. Even Green Old Joe B knows it from chasing green froggy son Hunter around to wipe his butt. ]]

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Green first appeared on earth around 44 BC when Osama Bin Laden brought ~~(削除) it (削除ここまで)~~ with him from Neptune. Green began to spread as a virus until it became the fourth color in the rainbow and it became happy with that status. However, green has been cloned many times, and these clones can be found all over the place.

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Green first appeared on earth around 44 BC(追記) at 1:30 a.m. on an easy Sunday morning in the merry, merry, month of May, (追記ここまで) when Osama Bin Laden brought (追記) a green-colored dildo (追記ここまで) with him from Neptune. Green began to spread as a(追記) popcornona (追記ここまで) virus until it became the fourth color in the rainbow and it became happy with that status(追記) . Certain "rainbowy" people were not (追記ここまで). However, green has been cloned many times, and these clones can be found all over the place(追記) , including up your blowholes (追記ここまで).

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This is a completely different thing to a [[Greens|Green]].

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This is a completely different thing to a [[Greens|(追記) (追記ここまで)Green(追記) (追記ここまで)]].

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In school it was a [[loner|loner]], forced to sit at the mixed-color table at lunch while the subtractive primary colors laughed it up on their side of the cafeteria, and many people just scoffed at the [[Green Party|Green Party]] movement that attempted to bring about some economic and social gains for '''Green'''.

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In(追記) pantywaste (追記ここまで) school it was a [[loner|loner]], forced to sit at the mixed-color table at lunch while the subtractive primary colors laughed it up on their side of the cafeteria, and many(追記) lumpy, poop-faced (追記ここまで) people just scoffed at the [[Green Party|Green Party]](追記) bowel (追記ここまで) movement that attempted to bring about some economic and social gains for '''Green'''.

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[[File:Blank.JPG|left|thumb|160px|This is a perfect ~~(削除) example (削除ここまで)~~ of the ~~(削除) colour (削除ここまで)~~ green. For those who are smoking ~~(削除) marijuana (削除ここまで)~~, this image would be seen as a dark shade of purple]]

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[[File:Blank.JPG|left|thumb|160px|This(追記) is color (追記ここまで) is a perfect (追記) opposite (追記ここまで) of the (追記) color (追記ここまで) green. For those who are smoking (追記) Joe B.'s leftover Depends (追記ここまで), this image would be seen as a dark shade of (追記) purple. (追記ここまで)]]

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In the early [[1970s|1970s]], '''Green''' accidentally invented [[Internet Humor|Internet Humor]] while reading some [[~~(削除) Pornography|pornography (削除ここまで)~~]]. This is widely regarded as a ~~(削除) bad (削除ここまで)~~ move.

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In the early [[1970s|1970s]], '''Green''' accidentally invented [[Internet Humor|Internet Humor]] while reading some [[(追記) Shakespeare (追記ここまで)]]. This is widely regarded as a (追記) funny, crazy, litter-laced, rotten olive, booger-covered (追記ここまで) move.

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The [[1980s|1980s]] were perhaps the ultimate low point for '''Green''' , as [[Yellow|Yellow]], [[Red|Red]] and [[Blue|Blue]] became the only colors used for clothing, art and anything else. In recent years '''Green''' 's status has improved a bit, largely due to die-hard '''Green''' advocates such as [[Ralph Nader|Ralph Nader]], [[Link (Legend of Zelda)|Link]], and [[Kermit the Frog|Kermit the Frog]], but even now it ain't easy being '''Green''' and it probably won't be for a long time yet.

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The [[1980s|1980s]] were perhaps the ultimate low point for '''Green''' , as [[Yellow|Yellow]], [[Red|Red]] and [[Blue|Blue]] became the only colors used for clothing,(追記) arsenic and old lace, kiwi, stink bombs, Fred's (追記ここまで) art(追記) , (追記ここまで) and anything else. In recent years '''Green''' 's status(追記) , along with its breath, (追記ここまで) has improved a bit, largely due to(追記) mouthwash, toothpaste, and (追記ここまで) die-hard '''Green''' advocates such as [[Ralph Nader|Ralph Nader]], [[Link (Legend of Zelda)|Link]], and [[Kermit the Frog|Kermit the Frog]], but even now it ain't easy being '''Green''' and it probably won't be(追記) purple (追記ここまで) for a long time yet.

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There is some hope, however, as Red and Blue are fighting a war, and will both be weakened as a result.

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There is some hope, however, as Red and Blue are fighting a war, and will both be weakened as a result.(追記) They will try and work out at the gymnasium but will fall just a shade short. (追記ここまで)

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[[File:Twosheep.gif|thumb| Green's biggest predator [[sheep]] pictured enjoying [[brunch]]]]

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[[File:Twosheep.gif|thumb| Green's biggest predator [[sheep(追記) |sheep (追記ここまで)]] pictured enjoying [[brunch(追記) |brunch (追記ここまで)]]]]

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'''Green''''s archnemesis is [[Blue|Blue]]. '''Green''''s most complementary ally is [[Purple|Purple]].

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'''Green''''s archnemesis is [[Blue|Blue]]. '''Green''''s most complementary ally is [[Purple|Purple]].

[[St. Patrick|St. Patrick's Day]] is probably '''Green''''s most useful contribution to the [[world|world]] as we know it.

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One of the most famous uses of the colour green is the use of ''[[Green Lightbulbs|Green Lightbulbs]]'' commonly used to fight nuclear wars.~~(削除) (削除ここまで)~~

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One of the most famous uses of the colour green is the use of ''[[Green Lightbulbs|Green Lightbulbs]]'' commonly used to fight nuclear wars.

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== Most definitely not green ==

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== Most definitely not green ==

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[[File:Plain_Blue.jpg|thumb|center|What the fuck is this shit doing here???]]

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[[File:Plain_Blue.jpg|thumb|center|What the fuck is this shit doing here???]]

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== Places Where Green Can Be Found ==

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== Places Where Green Can Be Found ==

* [[Rainbow|The Rainbow]]

* [[Forrest Gump|Forrest Gump]]

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* [[Poop|Poop]] (after eating corn)

* South African [[Snakes|Snakes]]

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* [[Ireland]], the "Green isle" and has no snakes.

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* [[Ireland(追記) |Ireland (追記ここまで)]], the "Green isle" and has no snakes.

* In the polluted creek from the Springfield Nuke Power Station.

* on that hairy mole you just cant get rid of.

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* Iceland

* Not Greenland

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* My [[penis]], should really get that checked

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* My [[penis(追記) |penis (追記ここまで)]], should really get that checked

* Jool (it would be a lovely planet to live on, if it weren't for the pressure, gravity, storms, Krakens, and probably other things that kill you)

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== Other Languages ==

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== Other Languages ==

Green in Japanese is: 緑

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Green in Nuosu is: ꄤ

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Green in Crackpot is: Orange

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== See also ==

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== See also ==

* [[Color|Color]]

* [[Green Day|Green Day]]

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* [[Greenpeace|Greenpeace]]

* [[Ireland|Ireland]]

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* [[Red Green|Red Green]]

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* [[Red Green|Red Green]]

* [[People|Soylent Green]]

* [[Vomit|Seasickness]]

* [[Green Ketchup|Green Ketchup]]

* [[Libya|Libya]]

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* [[Moolah|Moolah]]

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[[Category:Irish culture]]

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[[pt:Verde]]

[[zh:绿色]]

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==Things which are green==

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* [[Frog]]

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* [[Earth]]

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* [[Plant]]

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* [[Watermelon]]

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"It's easy to BE green, but it's not easy to eat green boogers and watch"
~ Ms. Piggy on her marriage

"Left a bit, left a bit!"
~ Tiger Woods on a green

"Oh, Edmund, can it be true? that I hold here, in my mortal hand, a green poop turd and a nugget of purest green to have for dinner?"
~ Percy on being a master alchemist

"Down With Green!"
~ Red

"Green is not happy and will soon dump red, white, and blue on itself while trying to turn into a patriotic color and destroy rainbow flags!"
~ Sketchbook on Green

Kermit the Frog. He's here 'cos he's green. And he knows it. He lied once and said he wasn't. But he is. Even Green Old Joe B knows it from chasing green froggy son Hunter around to wipe his butt.

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For those without comedic tastes, the self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia have an article about Green .

Green first appeared on earth around 44 BC at 1:30 a.m. on an easy Sunday morning in the merry, merry, month of May, when Osama Bin Laden brought a green-colored dildo with him from Neptune. Green began to spread as a popcornona virus until it became the fourth color in the rainbow and it became happy with that status. Certain "rainbowy" people were not. However, green has been cloned many times, and these clones can be found all over the place, including up your blowholes.

This is a completely different thing to a Green. In pantywaste school it was a loner, forced to sit at the mixed-color table at lunch while the subtractive primary colors laughed it up on their side of the cafeteria, and many lumpy, poop-faced people just scoffed at the Green Party bowel movement that attempted to bring about some economic and social gains for Green.

This is color is a perfect opposite of the color green. For those who are smoking Joe B.'s leftover Depends, this image would be seen as a dark shade of purple.

In the early 1970s, Green accidentally invented Internet Humor while reading some Shakespeare. This is widely regarded as a funny, crazy, litter-laced, rotten olive, booger-covered move.

The 1980s were perhaps the ultimate low point for Green , as Yellow, Red and Blue became the only colors used for clothing, arsenic and old lace, kiwi, stink bombs, Fred's art, and anything else. In recent years Green 's status, along with its breath, has improved a bit, largely due to mouthwash, toothpaste, and die-hard Green advocates such as Ralph Nader, Link, and Kermit the Frog, but even now it ain't easy being Green and it probably won't be purple for a long time yet.

There is some hope, however, as Red and Blue are fighting a war, and will both be weakened as a result. They will try and work out at the gymnasium but will fall just a shade short.

Green's biggest predator sheep pictured enjoying brunch

Green's archnemesis is Blue. Green's most complementary ally is Purple.

St. Patrick's Day is probably Green's most useful contribution to the world as we know it.

One of the most famous uses of the colour green is the use of Green Lightbulbs commonly used to fight nuclear wars.

Most definitely not green[edit | edit source ]

What the fuck is this shit doing here???

Places Where Green Can Be Found[edit | edit source ]

The Rainbow
Forrest Gump
Aliens
Marijuana
Poop (after eating corn)
South African Snakes
Ireland, the "Green isle" and has no snakes.
In the polluted creek from the Springfield Nuke Power Station.
on that hairy mole you just cant get rid of.
dude why is your sleeve...oh thats sick.
my sweaty hairy ass
On a sexy Lamborghini Murcielago.
On the dress that a girl called Jade wears.
Oh my god, RIGHT BEHIND YOU! Haha, dumbass.
Iceland
Not Greenland
My penis, should really get that checked
Jool (it would be a lovely planet to live on, if it weren't for the pressure, gravity, storms, Krakens, and probably other things that kill you)

Other Languages[edit | edit source ]

Green in Japanese is: 緑

Green in Chinese is: 綠色

Green in spanish is: verde

Green in Russian is: зеленый

Green in French is: vert

Green in English is: green

Green in Irish is: awesome

Green in German is: grøn

Green in Nuosu is: ꄤ

Green in Crackpot is: Orange

Things which are green[edit | edit source ]

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