Bulda: What’s the issue, dear?
Why are you holding back from such a man?
Is it the clumpy way he walks?
Kristoff: What?
Cliff: Or the grumpy way he talks?
Anna: Oh, no...
Female Troll 1: Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped
Weirdness of his feet?
Kristoff: Hey!
Male Troll 1: And though we know he washes well
He always ends up sort of smelly
Bulda: But you'll never meet a fella
Bulda and Cliff: Who's as sensitive and sweet
Anna [interrupting]: That's nice, but--
Bulda, Cliff: So, he’s a bit of a fixer-upper
So, he’s got a few flaws
Female Troll 2: Like his peculiar brain, dear
Male Troll 2: His thing with the reindeer
Troll Duet: That's a little outside of nature’s laws
Kristoff: This is not about me!
Small Group of Trolls: So, he’s a bit of a fixer-upper
But this we’re certain of
You can fix this fixer-upper up
With a little bit of love
Anna: Um...
Kristoff: Can we please just stop talking about this?
We’ve got a real, actual problem, here.
Bulda: I’ll say. So, tell me, dear...
Is it the way that he runs scared?
Male Troll 3: Or that he’s socially impaired?
Troll Child: Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods?
Anna: I did not need to know that.
Cliff: Are you holding back your fondness
Due to his unmanly blondness?
Female Trolls: Or the way he covers up
That he’s the honest goods?
All Trolls: He’s just a bit of a fixer-upper
He's got a couple of bugs
Kristoff: No, I don't!
All Trolls: His isolation is confirmation
Of his desperation for healing hugs
Anna: Aw...
So, he’s a bit of a fixer-upper
But we know what to do
The way to fix up this fixer-upper
Is to fix him up with you
Kristoff: Stop it, stop it, stop it, Enough! She is engaged
to someone else, okay?!
(beat)
Cliff: So, she’s a bit of a fixer-upper
Male Troll 4: That’s a minor thing
Male Troll 5: Her quote "engagement"
Is a flex arrangement
Troll Child: And by the way, I don’t see no ring
Kristoff: Hey!
Male Trolls: So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper
Kristoff: Whoa, watch it!
Male Trolls: Her brain’s a bit betwixt
Get the fiancé out of the way
And the whole thing will be fixed
Kristoff: (groans)
Bulda: We’re not saying you can change him
'Cause people don’t really change
We're only saying that love's a force
That's powerful and strange
People make bad choices
If they’re mad, or scared, or stressed
But throw a little love their way
Female Trolls: Throw a little love their way
Bulda and Female Trolls: And you’ll bring out their best
All Trolls: True love brings out their best
Everyone’s a bit of a fixer-upper
That’s what it’s all about
Cliff: Father!
Female Troll 3: Sister!
Male Troll 6: Brother!
All Trolls: We need each other to raise us up
And round us out
Everyone’s a bit of a fixer-upper
But when push comes to shove
Olaf:
The only fixer-upper fixer
That can fix up a fixer-upper is...
Trolls:
True, true
True, true, true
Love! (True love)
Love, love, love, love, love
Love! (True love)
True...
Troll Priest: Do you, Anna, take Kristoff to be your trollfully wedded...
Anna: Wait, what?
Troll Priest: You’re getting married.
Trolls: Love!
