Thank you to everyone who participated. Your willingness to be delightfully foolish made the internet a better (worse?) place.
Now, let's raise our teacups and celebrate our winners! 🫖
🎉 Congratulations To...
Overall Winners
@piyush_das_1624 built Volex: a volume controller you operate by... exercising. Because why reach for a slider when you could do a squat? Impeccably useless, technically functional in its dysfunction, and a genuine threat to couch potato culture everywhere.
@rusilkoirala gave us the most honest productivity tool ever conceived: a procrastination app that helps you procrastinate on your procrastination. We couldn't stop clicking around the app. Or maybe we just didn't want to get back to work. Either way, mission accomplished.
Best Google AI Usage
@earlgreyhot1701d steeped their repos in fortune and truth with a submission that shows what happens when you let Google AI read your git history like tea leaves. A perfect marriage of mysticism and version control. Sort of.
Best Ode to Larry Masinter
@devsaquib introduced BrewOS 3000: a 47ドルM enterprise coffee platform that has, to date, never made a single cup of coffee. The 418 is strong with this one. The pitch deck alone deserves an award. We are a teapot. We will always be a teapot.
Community Favorite
@alonsarias built a CLI that drops a single markdown file into your repo and instructs your AI coding agent to produce the most over-commented, any-typed, deeply-nested code imaginable. Three lines to 40 lines. Same result. Zero value added. Perfect!
Prizes
Each winner will receive:
- A surprise teapot or coffee maker with appropriate fixings (~50ドル USD value)
- DEV++ Membership
- Exclusive DEV Badge
All participants with a valid submission will receive a completion badge.
What's Next?
The fun doesn't stop here — we have two active challenges you won't want to miss:
Submissions due April 26 — Build something with OpenClaw or share your knowledge about it. Six winners, 200ドル each.
Submissions due April 29 — Explore the Google Cloud NEXT '26 announcements and share your take for a chance at one of five 200ドル prizes.
Thank you everyone for giving us a good laugh. See you next April 🫖