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Got a great tip? Share it with us. You know, stuff like "Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip."
(I helped save b3ta! rob , Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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(I helped save b3ta! rob , Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Don’t forget to Hype and smash the Notification Bell
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Don’t forget to Hype and smash the Notification Bell
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Stick your cock in an open tin of baked beans to recreate that feeling of having anal sex with a partner who has piles
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 6:25, 3 replies, latest was 6 days ago)
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 6:25, 3 replies, latest was 6 days ago)
when taking photos in a photo booth
put an a4 sheet of white paper on your lap to reflect light under your chin, to minimise double chins. This is also flattering for people with fuller faces
(piss and shit, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 8:36, Reply)
put an a4 sheet of white paper on your lap to reflect light under your chin, to minimise double chins. This is also flattering for people with fuller faces
(piss and shit, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 8:36, Reply)
Owls can be fatally attracted to water troughs
so float a piece of wood in them, it will allow the bird to get itself out of danger
(piss and shit, Sun 24 May 2026, 7:26, Reply)
so float a piece of wood in them, it will allow the bird to get itself out of danger
(piss and shit, Sun 24 May 2026, 7:26, Reply)
Candle wax can be removed from a surface by warming a knife over a candle flame.
Use the heated knife to lift the wax gently from the surface. If the candle wax has left a stain, dab it with a cotton-wool bud dipped in methylated spirits.
(piss and shit, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 17:10, Reply)
Use the heated knife to lift the wax gently from the surface. If the candle wax has left a stain, dab it with a cotton-wool bud dipped in methylated spirits.
(piss and shit, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 17:10, Reply)
Avoid being arrested for being an amoral cunt by not being an amoral cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 12:41, 6 replies, latest was 5 months ago)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 12:41, 6 replies, latest was 5 months ago)
When preparing monkfish,
cut the head off and pull the skin off from the tail. Then remove the membrane that covers the flesh of the fish before cooking, otherwise the fish will have a chewy texture.
(piss and shit, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 23:29, Reply)
cut the head off and pull the skin off from the tail. Then remove the membrane that covers the flesh of the fish before cooking, otherwise the fish will have a chewy texture.
(piss and shit, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 23:29, Reply)
To my fellow artists and writers, keep a book on you at all times.
So whenever you have the best or worst idea of your life, think "Fuck, that’s brilliant!" Then immediately dash to write or draw it down, so that way you don’t forget.
Any pen/pencil is fine but pencils are best, you can change things later and fix mistakes unlike the stupid pen that probably won’t ever get laid.
(SillyMattPiez This piez can’t silly like no other, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 5:20, Reply)
So whenever you have the best or worst idea of your life, think "Fuck, that’s brilliant!" Then immediately dash to write or draw it down, so that way you don’t forget.
Any pen/pencil is fine but pencils are best, you can change things later and fix mistakes unlike the stupid pen that probably won’t ever get laid.
(SillyMattPiez This piez can’t silly like no other, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 5:20, Reply)
If you need to do a plumbing job like changing a tap washer,
start the job in the morning. That way if you need more equipment or something is the wrong size, the shops will still be open.
(piss and shit, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 19:44, Reply)
start the job in the morning. That way if you need more equipment or something is the wrong size, the shops will still be open.
(piss and shit, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 19:44, Reply)
To make a nail go into hard wood more easily
run it through your hair before you hammer it in. The natural grease coats the nail, allowing it to slip into the wood more easily.
(piss and shit, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 9:52, 4 replies, latest was 7 months ago)
run it through your hair before you hammer it in. The natural grease coats the nail, allowing it to slip into the wood more easily.
(piss and shit, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 9:52, 4 replies, latest was 7 months ago)
try putting salad dressing in a spray bottle
so that you can control the amount you use.
There's nothing worse than soggy drowned lettuce!
(piss and shit, Sat 6 Dec 2025, 18:12, 2 replies, latest was 7 months ago)
so that you can control the amount you use.
There's nothing worse than soggy drowned lettuce!
(piss and shit, Sat 6 Dec 2025, 18:12, 2 replies, latest was 7 months ago)
Sniffing the ground is a sign that a dog wants to relieve itself.
If you're in the throes of house-training, you will have a very short time to get the dog or puppy onto the newspaper that you should always have at hand.
(piss and shit, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 22:17, Reply)
If you're in the throes of house-training, you will have a very short time to get the dog or puppy onto the newspaper that you should always have at hand.
(piss and shit, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 22:17, Reply)
Prevent sneezing by shoving your index finger firmly up your hoop
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 19:39, 1 reply, 9 months ago)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 19:39, 1 reply, 9 months ago)
If you want a cake to have a flat top for decorating
spoon out a bit of the mixture from the middle of the tin before baking
(piss and shit, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 8:55, Reply)
spoon out a bit of the mixture from the middle of the tin before baking
(piss and shit, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 8:55, Reply)
Reduce the chances of ants getting into your mints
By gluing them to your anus with hair spray
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 2:39, Reply)
By gluing them to your anus with hair spray
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 2:39, Reply)
Preserve dried flowers by spraying them with hair spray.
It acts like an adhesive and prevents them from falling apart
(piss and shit, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 11:56, Reply)
It acts like an adhesive and prevents them from falling apart
(piss and shit, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 11:56, Reply)
reduce the chance of ants getting in your anüs
by planting mint by your back door
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 12:25, Reply)
by planting mint by your back door
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reduce the chance of ants getting in your kitchen
by planting mint by your back door
(piss and shit, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 20:08, Reply)
by planting mint by your back door
(piss and shit, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 20:08, Reply)
Restore the finish of french polish
by flicking on a little baby oil and rubbing it into the surface. Then rub it over gently with a little methylated spirits
(piss and shit, Sun 21 Sep 2025, 10:31, 3 replies, latest was 11 months ago)
by flicking on a little baby oil and rubbing it into the surface. Then rub it over gently with a little methylated spirits
(piss and shit, Sun 21 Sep 2025, 10:31, 3 replies, latest was 11 months ago)
If you've never kept fish before,
start with freshwater species rather than the more demanding marine fishes. Tropical freshwater fish can be just as colourful and attractive to look at as their marine counterparts.
(piss and shit, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 17:01, Reply)
start with freshwater species rather than the more demanding marine fishes. Tropical freshwater fish can be just as colourful and attractive to look at as their marine counterparts.
(piss and shit, Wed 10 Sep 2025, 17:01, Reply)
If you nacker your
Eyes with a damp fan that has to much anti-bacterial coating in. Try tomato salsa face mask. You look like a tit, until you add some cucumber slice to eyes.
(Cern , Sat 16 Aug 2025, 14:59, 2 replies, latest was 1 year ago)
Eyes with a damp fan that has to much anti-bacterial coating in. Try tomato salsa face mask. You look like a tit, until you add some cucumber slice to eyes.
(Cern , Sat 16 Aug 2025, 14:59, 2 replies, latest was 1 year ago)
Bright lights
Can hurt your eyes. Wear category 5 sunglasses. Preferably British made ones. Fabric lane ones make the wearer look like your straight outta back to the future.
(Cern , Sat 16 Aug 2025, 12:46, Reply)
Can hurt your eyes. Wear category 5 sunglasses. Preferably British made ones. Fabric lane ones make the wearer look like your straight outta back to the future.
(Cern , Sat 16 Aug 2025, 12:46, Reply)
Can drive can't drive
Use all the buttons for the windows. Like they move the seat or something!
(Cern , Thu 14 Aug 2025, 11:34, Reply)
Use all the buttons for the windows. Like they move the seat or something!
(Cern , Thu 14 Aug 2025, 11:34, Reply)
Save Palestine
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Save money and time wiping
by switching to a diet of recycled vaseline and toilet paper
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Aug 2025, 17:07, Reply)
by switching to a diet of recycled vaseline and toilet paper
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Aug 2025, 17:07, Reply)
Save money on Vaseline
By squeezing it out of an entire roll of toilet paper that someone else has used to wipe it off their over-lubed hoop.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 14:42, Reply)
By squeezing it out of an entire roll of toilet paper that someone else has used to wipe it off their over-lubed hoop.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 14:42, Reply)
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