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<h2>The Programmer's Blues</h2>
(削除) <p><em>(with apologies (削除ここまで)
(追記) <address class="byline">by Robert J. Woodhead</address>
<p>Sung (追記ここまで) to (削除) Glenn Frye)</em></p> (削除ここまで) (追記) the tune of <cite>Smuggler's Blues</cite> by Glenn Frye and
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<p>There's trouble in the data now, I can feel it in my bones,<br />
Had a premonition that I shouldn't program alone,<br />
Had the new Rev loaded but I didn't think it'd fry,<br />
Then everything exploded and 2 weeks work blew sky-high!</p>
<p>So baby here's a printout and a keyboard in your hand,<br />
And here's a little floppy. Now, do it just the way he planned,<br />
You debug for 20 days and I'll pay you 20 grand!</p>
<p>I'm sorry it went down like this, but some chip had to fuse.<br />
It's the typing of the language, it's the programmer's (削除) blues…</p>
<p>Programmer's blues…</p> (削除ここまで) (追記) blues…</p>
<p class="chorus">Programmer's blues…</p> (追記ここまで)
<p>Coder's and analyst's, hacker's and sysop's,<br />
The comments and strange bomboffs, and the bugs nobody copped,<br />
No matter if it's Pascal, Basic, or Cobol,<br />
You've got to carry manuals, there's no online help at all!</p>
<p>It's lots of rotten coffee, and lots of dirty food,<br />
Every variable name is dangerous, it might have been pre-used,<br />
It's the lure of relaxed typing, it's so easy to be crude!</p>
<p>Perhaps you'll understand it better, when you see my tools,<br />
It's the ultimate enhancement, it's the programmer's (削除) blues…</p>
<p>Programmer's blues…</p> (削除ここまで) (追記) blues…</p>
<p class="chorus">Programmer's blues…</p> (追記ここまで)
<p>You see it in the memos, you read them every day,<br />
They say you have to fix those bugs, but they don't go away.<br />
No matter how hard you work, it just won't run ok,<br />
You bury them in subroutines, but you know they are here to stay!</p>
<p>You hope that none'll notice them, but they always seem to do,<br />
You beg for Beta-testing, maybe one will give a clue,<br />
Down from the office of your manager, you learn the heat's on (削除) you…</p> (削除ここまで) (追記) you…</p> (追記ここまで)
<p>Heat's on (削除) you…</p> (削除ここまで) (追記) you…</p> (追記ここまで)
<p>It's a losing proposition, but one you can't refuse,<br />
It's policies of debugging, it's the programmer's (削除) blues…</p>
<p>Programmer's blues…</p> (削除ここまで) (追記) blues…</p>
<p class="chorus">Programmer's blues…</p> (追記ここまで)
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<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor Collection.</p> (削除ここまで) (追記) them.</p>
<p>Other source: <a
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