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<h2>Laugh along with GNU</h2>
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<p>This (追記) section (追記ここまで) is (削除) a web page (削除ここまで) designed to provide some laughs to the working
hackers. It contains software, documentation, music, poems, etc. submitted
by GNU users and collected by GNU contributors over the years.</p>
<p>Nowadays there are many places on the internet where people can publish
jokes, so before submitting a joke to us, please consider publishing it
somewhere else. Jokes submitted by GNU contributors will have a priority.
Please read the <a href="#Guidelines">Guidelines</a> for details on our
submission policy.</p>
<p>Many of the graphics in the <a href="/graphics/graphics.html">GNU
Art Gallery</a> also have humorous twists.</p>
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<h3 (削除) id="Software">Software</h3> (削除ここまで) (追記) id="Computing">Computing</h3> (追記ここまで)
<ul>
 <li><a (削除) href="/fun/jokes/gcc.html">Suggested GCC Options</a></li> (削除ここまで) (追記) href="/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html">10 Kinds of People in
 the World</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/any-key.html">Where is any-key??</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html">Dead Beef</a>?</li>
 <li>What does Dr. Emacs think of
 the <a href="/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html">GNU Manifesto</a>?</li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html">Why GNU/Linux Viruses are
 fairly uncommon</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc_audio.html">A Swarm of Gnats?</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html">The Gullibility Virus</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html">Top 10 reasons why Intel
 delayed announcing the P5</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/programmer.txt">You know you're a programmer
 when…</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html">Top 10 Unreliable
 Networks</a></li>
 <li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html">Vaxorcist</a></li> (追記ここまで)
 <li><a (削除) href="/fun/jokes/declarations.html">Funny C/C++
 Declarations</a></li> (削除ここまで) (追記) href="/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html">Virus Warning</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html">Physical Xmodmap, or The Dvorak
 Typewriter Hack</a></li>
 <li><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20150224010742/http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/deletedcharacters.html">
 Where Do Deleted Characters Go?</a></li>
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<h3 id="Software">Software</h3>
<ul>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html">Source code for ed in
 BrainFuck ;-)</a></li> (追記ここまで)
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/c+-.html">C more or less</a></li>
 <li>GPL'd <a href="/fun/jokes/dna.html">source code</a> for humans</li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed.html">Source code for ed :-)</a></li>
 <li><a (削除) href="/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html">Source code for ed in
 BrainFuck ;-)</a></li> (削除ここまで) (追記) href="/fun/jokes/emacs.man">Emacs man page from Plan9</a></li> (追記ここまで)
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/errno.2.html">Errno codes</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html">Error messages</a> in Haiku</li>
 <li><a (追記) href="/fun/jokes/gcc.html">Suggested GCC Options</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html">GNU Emacs</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html">GNU-Overflow?</a></li>
 <li><a (追記ここまで) href="/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.html">Happy New Year in 4
 languages</a></li>
 <li><a (追記) href="/fun/jokes/helloworld.html">Hello World!</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/hello_world_patent.html">The Swedish YAAS
 Foundation Patent</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/long-options.html">Long Options?</a></li>
 <li><a (追記ここまで) href="/fun/jokes/merry-xmas.html">Merry Christmas in 4
 languages</a></li>
 <li><a (削除) href="/fun/jokes/long-options.html">Long Options?</a></li> (削除ここまで) (追記) href="/fun/jokes/pasta.code.html">Spaghetti Code</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html">Santa Claus comes to
 town</a></li> (追記ここまで)
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/software.terms.html">Software Terms</a></li>
 <li><a (削除) href="/fun/jokes/pasta.code.html">Spaghetti Code</a></li> (削除ここまで) (追記) href="/fun/jokes/ubuntu.html">Ubuntu</a></li> (追記ここまで)
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html">Unix Error Messages</a></li>
 <li><a (削除) href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html">GNU-Overflow?</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/helloworld.html">Hello World!</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html">GNU Emacs</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/emacs.man">Emacs man page from Plan9</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/ubuntu.html">Ubuntu</a></li>
 <li><a href="https://twitter.com/1990sLinuxUser">Some (削除ここまで) (追記) href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110411021200/https://twitter.com/1990sLinuxUser">
 Some (追記ここまで) humor via Twitter</a></li>
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<h3 id="Documentation">Documentation</h3>
<ul>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/echo-msg.html">GNU Echo</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html">Ed, man! !man ed</a></li>
 <li><a (削除) href="/fun/jokes/power.users.html">Power Users Guide</a></li> (削除ここまで) (追記) href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.acro.exp.html">GNU Emacs acronym
 expansions</a></li> (追記ここまで)
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html">Know your system
 administrator</a></li>
 <li><a (削除) href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.acro.exp.html">GNU Emacs acronym
 expansions</a></li> (削除ここまで) (追記) href="/fun/jokes/power.users.html">Power Users Guide</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="ScienceAndEngineering">Science and Engineering</h3>
<ul>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/phone.features.html">Phone Features</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/physics.html">The Physics Store!</a></li>
 <li>Some <a href="/fun/jokes/science.facts.html">Scientific Facts</a></li> (追記ここまで)
</ul>
<h3 id="Music">Music</h3>
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(削除) <ul><li><a href="/music/">GNU music (削除ここまで)
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 <li>See <a href="/music/music.html">GNU Music (追記ここまで) and (削除) songs</a></li></ul> (削除ここまで) (追記) Songs</a></li>
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<h3 id="Poems">Poems</h3>
<ul>
 (削除) <li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/gingrinch.html">Gingrinch</a> that stole
 congress</li> (削除ここまで)
 (追記) <li><a href="/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html">Hakawatha</a></li> (追記ここまで)
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">The Last Bug</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html">Midnight Dreary</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html">A Networkologist's
 Christmas</a></li>
 (削除) <li><a href="/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html">Hakawatha</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/only-gnu.html">Only G.N.U.</a></li> (削除ここまで)
</ul>
<h3 id="Philosophy">Philosophy</h3>
<ul>
 (追記) <li>See <a href="/philosophy/third-party-ideas.html#humor">the
 Philosophical Humor section in Third Party Ideas</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Societal">Societal Issues</h3>
<ul> (追記ここまで)
 <li><a (削除) href="/fun/jokes/hello_world_patent.html">The Swedish YAAS
 Foundation Patent</a></li>
 <li><a href="http://maxbarry.com/2011/03/23/news.html">Tomato parable</a></li> (削除ここまで) (追記) href="/fun/jokes/right-to-repair-wins.html">Right to Repair
 Wins</a></li> (追記ここまで)
</ul>
<h3 id="TheFourthEstate">The Fourth Estate</h3>
<ul>
 <li><a (削除) href="/fun/jokes/freesoftware.html">Free Software Hack</a></li> (削除ここまで) (追記) href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">Look and Feel</a></li> (追記ここまで)
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/microsoft-church.html">Microsoft and the
 Church</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/rectium.html">Rectium?</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html">Unix, a Hoax?</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 (削除) id="Computing">Computing</h3> (削除ここまで) (追記) id="Dictionary">Dictionary and Word Play</h3> (追記ここまで)
<ul>
 <li><a (削除) href="/fun/jokes/programmer.txt">You know you're a programmer
 when…</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/any-key.html">Where is any-key??</a></li>
 <li>What does Dr. Emacs think of
 the <a href="/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html">GNU Manifesto</a>?</li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html">Top 10 reasons why Intel
 delayed announcing the P5</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html">Top 10 Unreliable
 Networks</a></li>
 <li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html">Vaxorcist</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html">Virus Warning</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html">The Gullibility Virus</a></li> (削除ここまで) (追記) href="/fun/jokes/anagrams.html">Anagrams</a> for some common
 words</li> (追記ここまで)
 <li><a (削除) href="/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html">Dead Beef</a>?</li> (削除ここまで) (追記) href="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html">FSF in German</a></li> (追記ここまで)
 <li><a (削除) href="/fun/jokes/gcc_audio.html">A Swarm of Gnats?</a></li> (削除ここまで) (追記) href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions1.html">Fun Definitions 1</a></li> (追記ここまで)
 <li><a (削除) href="https://web.archive.org/web/20150224010742/http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/deletedcharacters.html">
 Where Do Deleted Characters Go?</a></li> (削除ここまで) (追記) href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions2.html">Fun Definitions 2</a></li> (追記ここまで)
 <li><a (削除) href="/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html">10 Kinds of People (削除ここまで) (追記) href="/fun/jokes/grammar-in-the-bar.html">Grammar (追記ここまで) in the (削除) World</a></li> (削除ここまで) (追記) bar</a></li> (追記ここまで)
 <li><a (削除) href="/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html">Physical Xmodmap, or The Dvorak
 Typewriter Hack</a></li> (削除ここまで) (追記) href="/fun/jokes/musical-pickup.html">Musical pickup</a></li> (追記ここまで)
 <li><a (削除) href="/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html">Why GNU/Linux Viruses are
 fairly uncommon</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="ScienceAndEngineering">Science and Engineering</h3>
<ul> (削除ここまで) (追記) href="/fun/jokes/panama.html">Panama</a></li> (追記ここまで)
 <li><a (削除) href="/fun/jokes/phone.features.html">Phone Features</a></li> (削除ここまで) (追記) href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">Spilling Checker</a></li> (追記ここまで)
 <li><a (削除) href="/fun/jokes/physics.html">The Physics Store!</a></li>
 <li>Some <a href="/fun/jokes/science.facts.html">Scientific Facts</a></li> (削除ここまで) (追記) href="/fun/jokes/typoglycemia.html">Typoglycemia</a></li> (追記ここまで)
</ul>
<h3 id="Spam">Spam</h3>
<ul>
 <li><a (削除) href="/fun/spam/darkprofits.html">Darkprofits</a></li>
 <li><a (削除ここまで) href="/fun/spam/sheep.html">Inflatable Sheep</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/spam/warpgenerator.html">Dimensional Warp Generator
 Needed</a></li>
</ul>
(削除) <h3 id="Dictionary">Dictionary</h3>
<ul>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions1.html">Fun Definitions 1</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions2.html">Fun Definitions 2</a></li>
</ul> (削除ここまで)
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<h3 id="Unclassified">Unclassified</h3>
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 (削除) <li>A luser's <a href="/fun/jokes/luser-vs-rms.html">interaction</a>
 with <a href= "http://www.stallman.org/">rms</a></li> (削除ここまで)
 <li><a (削除) href="/fun/jokes/anagrams.html">Anagrams</a> for some common
 words</li>
 <li>A (削除ここまで) (追記) href="/fun/jokes/bug.war.html">A (追記ここまで) war against (削除) <a href="/fun/jokes/bug.war.html">Bugs</a>!</li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/clinton.tree.html">If Clinton was a
 tree…</a></li> (削除ここまで) (追記) bugs</a>!</li> (追記ここまで)
 <li>Funny <a href="/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html">Court
 Statements</a></li>
 <li><a (削除) href="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html">FSF in German</a></li> (削除ここまで) (追記) href="/fun/jokes/freesoftware.html">Free Software Hack</a></li> (追記ここまで)
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gospel.html">Gospel</a></li>
 (追記) <li>A luser's <a href="/fun/jokes/luser-vs-rms.html">interaction</a>
 with <a href= "http://www.stallman.org/">rms</a></li> (追記ここまで)
 <li><a (削除) href="/fun/jokes/lawyers.html">Lawyer</a> jokes</li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">Look and Feel</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/panama.html">Panama</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/linus-islam.html">Linus Torvalds converts to
 Islam</a></li>
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 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">Smileys :-)</a></li>
 <li><a (削除) href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">Spilling Checker</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html">Santa Claus comes to
 town</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/top-10-election-2000-bumper-stickers.html">Top
 10 Election 2000 Bumper Stickers</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/typoglycemia.html">Typoglycemia</a></li>
 <li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html">Wolf Logo</a></li>
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/filks.html">Some Filks</a></li>
 <li><a (削除ここまで) href="/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.html">How many GNU/Linux users are
 needed to change a light bulb?</a></li>
 (追記) <li><a href="/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html">The Wolf Logo</a></li> (追記ここまで)
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