URL: https://linuxfr.org/users/patrick_g/journaux/le-dieu-anton-blanchard
Title: Le Dieu Anton Blanchard
Authors: patrick_g
Date: 2008年02月01日T18:04:59+01:00
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Si vous avez envie de passer une fin de journée fort peu productive vous pouvez aller lire toutes les geekeries se trouvant sur le site [http://antonblanchardfacts.com/](http://antonblanchardfacts.com/) 
 
Pour info Anton Blanchard est un dev s'occupant de l'architecture PPC dans le noyau Linux. 
L'humour second degré est assez incompréhensible pour qui ne connais pas l'informatique mais c'est vraiment marrant. On peut dire qu'il a poussé le culte du hacker héros jusqu'à sa conclusion ultime ;-) 
 
Quelques extraits : 
 
* The mere mention of Anton Blanchard dispels spinlocks instantly. 
 
* The unit of measurement for "number of kernel bugs fixed per minute" is the nanoBlanchard. 
 
* Anton Blanchard doesn't need a search engine. Anton Blanchard knows where all data is all the time. 
 
* Pictures of Anton Blanchard compress better than pictures of other people. 
 
* If at first it doesn't compile, you're not Anton Blanchard. 
 
* Anton Blanchard is so busy you can't talk to him, only about him. 
 
* Anton Blanchard was looking for a good chip test loop, so he proved P=NP and then hand coded it in Altivec without pipeline bubbles. 
 
* Anton Blanchard's heart beat produces valid ELF binaries. 
 
* Anton Blanchard doesn't write code, the instructions assemble themselves out of fear. 
 
* Hypervisors run for their lives when Anton Blanchard enters the room. 
 
* Anton Blanchard can turn spaghetti code into lasagna. 
 
* Anton Blanchard wrote a working -fomit-bugs flag for gcc but was unable to provide his own test case. 
 
 
Et enfin ma préférée pour qui connaît la réputation de Drepper : 
 
* Ulrich Drepper is nice to Anton Blanchard.
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