FoxTrot Comics by Bill Amend

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Liberal Artistry" published March 30, 2025 - Transcript: Jason Fox: I have a proposal that would save you and dad some money in the short term. Andy Fox: Oh? Jason Fox: What if, instead of my 5ドル weekly allowance, you just give me one cent this week, then double it every week after that? Andy Fox: Haha. No way. Jason Fox: Why not? Andy Fox: Because we'd be paying you trillions of dollars a week after one year. (0.01) x 2 to the 51st power, right? Jason Fox: Wait! How do YOU know math??? You were an English major! Andy Fox: Google "liberal arts education," STEM-boy. Jason Fox: I might need to adjust my sense of intellectual superiority. Andy Fox: I have some books you can read.

Liberal Artistry

March 30, 2025

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Sarchasm" published March 23, 2025 - Transcript: Paige Fox: gosh, staying home for Spring Break is just so much FUN! /s I mean, traveling to someplace warm just PALES in comparison to sitting in our cold house in the rain, watching my mother do jigsaw puzzles! /s I'm sure everyone at school will be soooo jealous when they hear that I got to do this! /s Andy Fox: You don't need to add sarcasm tags, Paige, I get it. Paige Fox: Dad didn't. Roger Fox: Did our daughter tell you how much fun she's having?

Sarchasm

March 23, 2025

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "No Cares" published March 16, 2025 - Transcript: Peter Fox: About this coupon that says "free unlimited topping"... Surely there has to be SOME limit, right? Pizza Shop Employee: To be honest, they don't pay me enough to care. Peter Fox: As much as I support raising the minimum wage... Jason Fox: How did they fit that thing in the oven?

No Cares

March 16, 2025

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Throwing Heat" published March 9, 2025 - Transcript: Jason Fox: Whatcha doing? Peter Fox: Drawing flames on baseballs. Varsity tryouts are tomorrow, and I want to impress the coaches with pitches that look like blazing fireballs. Jason Fox: Why not just soak them in lighter fluid and throw actual fireballs? For the record, if Petere ends up in the emergency room, I was just kidding. Andy Fox: Can I have just ONE DAY without stress, please??

Throwing Heat

March 9, 2025

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Glove Your Enemies" published March 2, 2025 - Transcript: Paige Fox: Latex gloves... Wool gloves... Ski gloves... Dishwashing gloves... Your stupid iguana snuck into my room again. Jason Fox: Good boy! Andy Fox: Who keeps taking the oven mitts?!

Glove Your Enemies

March 2, 2025

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "The Hits Keep Coming" published February 23, 2025 - Transcript: Peter Fox: Whatcha doing? Jason Fox: Testing out a card game we invented. Marcus: Hit me. Jason Fox: It's like the opposite of Blackjack. You try to be the farthest from 21 without being under. Marcus: Hit me again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. Peter Fox: Have fun. Jason Fox: We're hoping to get a sponsorship from the Playing Card Industry. Marcus: That deck's almost out. I'll open another one.

The Hits Keep Coming

February 23, 2025

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