Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Subject: New mark VIII Ultra E-Meters (BFG from OCMB) Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:33 am Post subject: NEW E-METER COMING OUT SOON! Subject description: MARK VIII ULTRA MADE IN JAPAN! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NEW E-METER IS THE LAST METER TO EVER BE RELEASED!!!!!! Somehow the word needs to get out to the Scientologists about the new e-meter coming out. There is a new meter coming out called the Mark VIII Ultra. This meter is completely new and barely resembles the old meter at all. It is also not being treated like any other meter before it. While all past meters have been made and serviced by trained, experienced SO members from International Management (GOLD) the new meters are specifically NOT be even touched by them in the slightest. These new meters have been made for less than half the cost in Japan by an assembly line that also makes walkmans. The new meter actually came about due to the fact that Golden Era has been ripping people off for years way way way overcharging for the old meters. They use to cost about 400ドル to make. This was mostly due to wacko manufacturing methods, inefficiency, and waste. Well, after spending too much, they would then jack the price up at least 4 times and then sell them for anywhere from 3,000ドル-5,000ドル. When Dave found out how much Gold was ripping people off, he made it so Gold did not get any more money from the sale of meters and all of the profit went towards making the new meters. Russ Bellin from CST then proceeded to gallivant off to Japan regularly and a year or so later, the meters were made. I said made. Yes, these meters have been made and been sitting in a warehouse in Japan for 2 years. There are probably hundreds of reasons that the new meters have not yet come out. One of which being that there are still a ton of Mark Super VII Quantums out there that have not been sold. Oh, just for the record, the Quantum is a piece of total shit compared to the new meter. The staff that have been using the new meters will not even touch a Quantum Meter , but they still sell them in the bookstore! The new meters have been shelved for a quite a bit. This is because they were supposed to be released with all of the fixed courses from the NEW, NEW, NEW Academy Levels all the way up to Class XII. And all of the LRH books that have been completely redone for re-release. The Golden Age of Knowledge and what is has been dubbed as the "Golden Age of Knowledge II". For any of those people who keep track of the differences between LRH books that were released back when he was around and compare them to recent editions, well, prepare yourselves for a MAJOR shock. You will think these new editions were written by a different author much less be deciphering slight differences. There are going to be missing chapters, chapters jumbled around, added chapters, entire sections gone, deleted, added, you name it. These books have been being hacked around for over 5 years by more than 100 people and if they resemble the past books in any way it will be a miracle and they will surely get a lot of attention from the Source Crusaders. Daves worry about the new meters was also that the public would somehow find out about the new meters before they had sold out the old meters and they would end up with millions of dollars in dead stocks. Well now is the big chance to create some dead stock! Tell as many Scientologists you can about the new meter so they can save their pennies for the new ones. Knowing about them before the release really lets the air out of Daves balloon as well. Well guess what, the new meter does not need to be serviced yearly like all previous E-Meters. It can be updated over the internet. This next part is the most comical part of this whole thing. The connector that Russ Bellin specified to be on the back of the meter is now 2 years out of date and new computers being made do not have this connector on them anymore. By the time the meter is finally released, it will have obsolete items on it!!!!! Does this mean that they will all be unpacked and remade? What to do? Well get ready for a really shitty meeting with Dave Miscavige on that one huh? This meter is going to be released at Auditors Day, but maybe a pre-release on Clambake will at least have them fixing the faults in it and then releasing it later. Well see. Until next time. BFG Learn to forget.