| PanFish Inc. Searching for Respectable Person |
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Should you accept this job offer, per company policy you'll be
eligible to receive the following beginning on your hire date.
Salary: 1000-2000 per week
Profit sharing
Sick leave
Vacation and personal days
Please send your CV, profiles according this address : panfishfilial@aol.com
PanFish Inc. seeks to hire only the best. We conduct business
following the spirit and the intent of the equal opportunity laws and
we strive towards maintaining a diverse community. We encourage
excellence at all levels in our organization. PanFish Inc. is an
equal opportunity affirmative action employer. Should you require
accommodation to apply for a position at PanFish Inc., please contact
us PanFish Inc. does not accept and does not respond to resumes that
are unsolicited.
Regards,
Robert Hard, hiring coordinator.
[TELECOM Digest Editor's Note: Let me ask this question,
Mr. Hard. Would one of the new employee's duties be to accept payments
from 'international customers', deposit said payments in a bank
somewhere, convert the payments to money _you_ can use, deduct a fee,
then remit proceeds to _you_, who will vanish about the time the
sheriff, police, bank examiners show up looking for _me_? Tsk, tsk,
tsk. I did not think you were that way ... Perhaps you can also write
again and tell us why a large reputable company like yourself would
dirty his hands with a post office like AOL, the original and still
largest spam/scam operation on the net? And a two thousand dollar per
week salary, you say? My, that is really something ... and you would
make accomodations for me and my diseased brain. I can see now all my
readers here rushing to get in on this great opportunity. Mr. Hard,
if you are _for real_ please accept my apologies for having my tongue
in check .. err .. cheek, but somehow I feel that something is not
quite right.
Another three hours since the fiber cut; I sure hope cableone gets
their act togther sometime today. :( PAT]