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• Our School District Can Now Keep Track of Your Child with Just Three Terrible Apps

  “You’ve been given an app for reluctantly volunteering to run the book fair, an app for viewing your kid’s hastily prepared report cards, and an app for lodging complaints about our apps. Now, we’ll also be tracking your child’s whereabouts on three additional apps.”
  by Talia Argondezzi

• Don’t Worry, Bezos Will Let Some of Us on His Space Ark

  “Feel hopeful in knowing that after strip-mining the only habitable world we have, the billionaires may build themselves a second one somewhere colder, lonelier, and even easier to keep away from the rest of us.”
  by K. Albasi

• If New York City Is No Longer Going to Be an Unaffordable Police State Run by Crooks, I’m Taking My Hard-Earned Sex-Pest Dollars Elsewhere

  “Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer a city where everyday residents have to work three jobs and are under constant threat of eviction. Anything short of an excruciating existence for the working class just doesn’t cut it for me.”
  by Carlos Greaves

• Pop Song Math Quiz

  The Rob Base Postulate. Given that a number greater than 1(x) is required to make a thing go right, and that the exact equal number (y) is required to make it out of sight (x = y), what is the minimum whole number required to achieve both outcomes?
  by Darrin Walters

• Yeah, He Won, but He Was Up Against a Deeply Flawed Candidate

  “In normal times, against a normal candidate, we have no evidence that picking a friendly, relatable, likable candidate without a history of sexual abuse will work. Let’s not read too much into it.”
  by Ginny Hogan

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